Schlonging

The act of longing for the perfect schlong.

Princess Fiona waited in her tower schlonging for the perfect man to save her.

by schlonging515 June 25, 2020

Schlonging

To have sex with a girl (or fat guy if your gay) through their boobs.

Man Andrew, I gave becca the worlds best schlonging yesterday.

by Anastasia Beverhausen September 28, 2005

Schlonging

When a male engages in the sexual act of positioning his manhood between a female's bresteses and prepares to have sex with her chest, thereby giving her a schnlonging

Man Arthur, I gave that fat chick a good schlonging last night.

by Schlonger September 10, 2005

schlonged

When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.

Hillary Clinton got 'schlonged' by Barack Obama for the Presidency

by Calypso121 December 24, 2015

Schlong

A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.

Stop fiddling with your schlong Jimmy, put it back in ur pants.

by Andrewsky March 07, 2003

schlonged

dick slapped

hillary got schlonged

by demhatz December 23, 2015

schlonged

when a woman is fucked so good by a big dick she's having trouble walking the next morning

(Brandi) Damn girl, you sure are moving slow this morning.
(johnnie) OMG that guy really schlonged me good last night.

by kennclie December 30, 2015