SCHLONGSIMP 

A king of simps. Simp is someone who put people that they like in a pedestal treating them like they are royalty.

Schlongsimp is someone like Juan. Juan was playing with his friends. Maria asked if Juan wanted to play, so Juan said that he was too tired, betraying his friends, and went to play lol with his simp queen!

SCHLONGSIMP by NeguP0 December 17, 2020

schlongnymphia 

(n.) - a compulsive obsession with large penises i.e "schlongs "

Agnus was diagnosed with schlongnymphia.

schlongnymphia by nymphatic23 December 7, 2010

Schlongsicle

Getting a boner in freezing cold environments.

Bob: "It's snowing today and I popped a schlongsicle when this hot chick sat next to me."

Ted: "You need to get laid."

Schlongsicle by Satan's Clown Car May 28, 2010

schlongimidongus 

The full name of a schlong which is another word for penis.

"Have you seen the stuff that Amber Heard did?"

"Yeah, she should suck a schlongimidongus."

schlongimidongus by The Greek Chad May 19, 2022

Schlongiopath 

Someone who has a schlong social disorder.

A Schlongiopath is Someone who as a constant grandiose sense of self (JR). Feel entitle to sex has their right. Constant need for stimulation. Impulsive nature.

Schlongiopath by charlotte loves nyc.exec August 5, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019