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stumbling 

noun.
the act of bopping haphazardly around the internet by hitting the "stumble" button on an installed "StumbleUpon.com" toolbar added to your browser--the button will take you to a random site of interest to you (based on preferences you set up before) that you are lead to "stumble upon" because others with similar interests liked it. "Stumbling" the internet is fast becoming an activity as understandable to computer regulars as what simple googling is known to be.
Yeah, ever since Roger downloaded his new SU toolbar, he's off stumbling for hours and tells all his friends googling for fun stuff can't hold a match to the great sites he finds when stumbling.
stumbling by galcoolest August 25, 2005
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stumbling 

falling all over the place, usually when drunk.
Cassi was stumbling all over the place, spilling her beer.
stumbling by cati May 21, 2004

stumbling 

The act of using a wifi-detection program to check for open (and sometimes closed) WLAN networks. In other words, using a program to see if there's a wireless internet setup close enough that you could access or hack into it.
John and I were stumbling last night and we found a cool new hotspot, just outside of the gym!

I'm sorry I couldn't chat online with you last night, I was stumbling for hours but never got a strong enough signal.
stumbling by JoshM July 16, 2008

stumbling distance 

A distance that can be traveled on foot when drunk. Often stumbling occurs which slows down the process.
Guy 1: Want to go to the pub?

Guy 2: Nah, let's just drink at the sports bar, it is within stumbling distance from my house.

Stumbling shizbags 

Man: Stumbling shizbags! I've discovered the meaning of life!

Stumbling Monkey 

A sexual postion/action: Whilst giving a man a blowjob the blowjobber grabs a firm hold of the scrotum and rips off the testicles.
I don't trust that bitch, she might stumbling monkey me.
Stumbling Monkey by C.H.B. July 2, 2008

stumbling drunk 

when you drink and you start not giving a shit about how you walk and start stumbling
me: i got so crossfaded last night, that shit was lit! i was stumbling drunk but i didn't give a fuck cause i was turnt and fucking hoes!
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