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phonejaculation 

When one is talking on the phone with his (or her) partner, he may be subject to phonejaculation. Phonejaculation is when a man (or woman) is aroused by talking on the phone. One can phonejaculate when talking about another's genitals or just because he is simply turned on by his partner. Phonejaculation can be accompanied by touching on the genitals. It is still open to experimentation however so knock yourself out
"Daniel just got off the phone with Lucy and is complaining about hand-cramps. We think Daniel was busy having a phonejaculation!"
Like a personal homepage but for your phone. A page for your phone where you can do things such as check your voicemail, place calls, look up phone numbers and sent text messages. An idea created by CallWave in 2007.
Even though I don't have any cell phone reception out here, I can check my phonepage to see my voicemail.
Phonepage by Pecan July 22, 2007

phonejacked

1. Verb: Past tense

To have your attention "stolen" away from an intense activity (like playing a game) by the incessant ringing or ring tone of your phone, which of course, you have to answer.

Origin from 'hijacked': as the past-progressive meaning stolen in a violent fashion.
I was just about to frag this dude when I got phonejacked and some high-ping lamer fragged me from behind.
phonejacked by deg451f August 9, 2006

Phonefart 

Those times where you leave your cellular device on a table or hard surface and when left on vibrate rings making a brrrrrrt-brrrrrrrt-brrrrrt sound. Similar to it's organic cousin but is purely technological.
The Phonefart includes iphones, blackberries, zack morris' telephone, any cellular device left on a table.
Phonefart by toytony March 2, 2011

pruneface 

1.Term used to describe an elderly person with an extremely wrinkled face, most often employed when said person is of a nasty disposition.

2. A villain with a wrinkled face, from the old Dick Tracy comic strip.
That old pruneface nextdoor ought to mind her own business.
pruneface by Rod Brock July 29, 2006

phone face

when someone is laying in bed and their phone is in the air and they drop it on their face.
Last night i was totally a phone face.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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