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phonejaculation
When one is talking on the phone with his (or her) partner, he may be subject to phonejaculation. Phonejaculation is when a man (or woman) is aroused by talking on the phone. One can phonejaculate when talking about another's genitals or just because he is simply turned on by his partner. Phonejaculation can be accompanied by touching on the genitals. It is still open to experimentation however so knock yourself out
"Daniel just got off the phone with Lucy and is complaining about hand-cramps. We think Daniel was busy having a phonejaculation!"
phonejaculation by Philiphahahaha April 5, 2008
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Phonepage
Like a personal homepage but for your phone. A page for your phone where you can do things such as check your voicemail, place calls, look up phone numbers and sent text messages. An idea created by CallWave in 2007.
Even though I don't have any cell phone reception out here, I can check my phonepage to see my voicemail.
phonejacked
1. Verb: Past tense
To have your attention "stolen" away from an intense activity (like playing a game) by the incessant ringing or ring tone of your phone, which of course, you have to answer.
Origin from 'hijacked': as the past-progressive meaning stolen in a violent fashion.
To have your attention "stolen" away from an intense activity (like playing a game) by the incessant ringing or ring tone of your phone, which of course, you have to answer.
Origin from 'hijacked': as the past-progressive meaning stolen in a violent fashion.
I was just about to frag this dude when I got phonejacked and some high-ping lamer fragged me from behind.
phonejacked by deg451f August 9, 2006
Phonefart
Those times where you leave your cellular device on a table or hard surface and when left on vibrate rings making a brrrrrrt-brrrrrrrt-brrrrrt sound. Similar to it's organic cousin but is purely technological.
The Phonefart includes iphones, blackberries, zack morris' telephone, any cellular device left on a table.
phone face
phone face by flowey_from_undertale July 7, 2017
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