Phonecert 

A "phonecert" is where you are calling another individual and they are singing and/or playing an instrument with a variation of songs giving that "concert" feel. However it is via call/video call therefore giving its name "phonecert"

Have you called Jack lately? His phonecert is amazing.

Phonecert by gang agn November 1, 2017

Phoneternet 

The internet as used on a cell phone.

I was trying to check the movie times but my phoneternet is acting up

Phoneternet by goeymon August 6, 2010

Phonefart 

Those times where you leave your cellular device on a table or hard surface and when left on vibrate rings making a brrrrrrt-brrrrrrrt-brrrrrt sound. Similar to it's organic cousin but is purely technological.

The Phonefart includes iphones, blackberries, zack morris' telephone, any cellular device left on a table.

Phonefart by toytony March 2, 2011

phoncert 

When you call someone when you're at a concert, therefore transmitting the concert via phone. Phoncert.

Not to be confused with phig which is almost the same, but used at a gig.

I couldn't get time off work to see that band I like so my mate shared it with me via phoncert.

phoncert by craigy-j March 31, 2009

Poncert 

A concert in a place where it may be heard or seen from outside the perimeter fence, hence avoiding any cost of admission or payable fee.

Wireless Festival, Hyde Park in London. A temporary stage erected in the summer where the poncert is easily heard and/or seen from outside the paid entry zone.

Poncert by its_our_future July 5, 2009

Phoneworthy 

A mechanics workshop that will will a car with a roadworthy certificate over the phone, without actually inspecting the car at all.

The Laser wouldn't pass an inspection without alot of work, so I got a phoneworthy done by some dodgy workshop in Bankstown

Phoneworthy by derpderpderpperd September 22, 2009

Phonetarted 

The inability to properly use a phone; especially one with multiple lines

Chuck: How is the new receptionist?

Molly: She sucks. She keeps disconnecting people.

Chuck: She must be phonetarted.

Phonetarted by the bride1048 August 12, 2010