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Phonecert

A "phonecert" is where you are calling another individual and they are singing and/or playing an instrument with a variation of songs giving that "concert" feel. However it is via call/video call therefore giving its name "phonecert"
Have you called Jack lately? His phonecert is amazing.
by gang agn November 1, 2017
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Phoneternet

I was trying to check the movie times but my phoneternet is acting up
by goeymon August 6, 2010
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Phonefart

Those times where you leave your cellular device on a table or hard surface and when left on vibrate rings making a brrrrrrt-brrrrrrrt-brrrrrt sound. Similar to it's organic cousin but is purely technological.
The Phonefart includes iphones, blackberries, zack morris' telephone, any cellular device left on a table.
by toytony March 2, 2011
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phoncert

When you call someone when you're at a concert, therefore transmitting the concert via phone. Phoncert.

Not to be confused with phig which is almost the same, but used at a gig.
I couldn't get time off work to see that band I like so my mate shared it with me via phoncert.
by craigy-j March 31, 2009
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Poncert

A concert in a place where it may be heard or seen from outside the perimeter fence, hence avoiding any cost of admission or payable fee.
Wireless Festival, Hyde Park in London. A temporary stage erected in the summer where the poncert is easily heard and/or seen from outside the paid entry zone.
by its_our_future July 5, 2009
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Phoneworthy

A mechanics workshop that will will a car with a roadworthy certificate over the phone, without actually inspecting the car at all.
The Laser wouldn't pass an inspection without alot of work, so I got a phoneworthy done by some dodgy workshop in Bankstown
by derpderpderpperd September 22, 2009
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Phonetarted

The inability to properly use a phone; especially one with multiple lines
Chuck: How is the new receptionist?

Molly: She sucks. She keeps disconnecting people.

Chuck: She must be phonetarted.
by the bride1048 August 12, 2010
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