A popular IRL chat client of the 20th century.
Guy 1: Dude, the funniest thing happened when I was talking on the telephone yesterday.
Guy 2: Telephone? Isn't that that antiquated thing my grandma uses?
by tofudragon May 05, 2008
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a game children play when you describe an item and each child in a line add to the description of that item to see how outrageous it gets by the end, also what nosey adults do with information to make someone look bad by adding untruthful information (exaggerating)
It's like a game of telephone when you try to get to the truth about what was said about Bob at work.
by butterfly4LOVE January 17, 2009
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1) n. An antiquaited communication device with a handset for listening and speaking into, either directly connected by multi-strand wire or with a battery and transmitter to a base receiver, either type also tethered to the wall and connected to an external line out to the ethernet or phone system.
2) n. The defining communication method of the 20th century, connecting people around the planet, and ending isolation anywhere in the world.
Grandma, tell us about how you use to have a phone that was tied to the wall that you couldn't take anywhere.
by cunninglinguist May 15, 2005
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to place one's scrotum into the mouth of another individual (i.e. tea-bagging)while simultaniously reaching your penis around the individuals head and into their ear
dude i gave this chick a telephone call but she was to out of it so i left a message behind her ear
by bukkakeonericsface November 13, 2007
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a diffenetion for anybody that talks too much and you want them to shut up
Man hang up the telephone it talks too much.

Disconnect the telephone so i can have some piece and quiet
by Kevin M. May 12, 2005
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something you call when you sneeze...then you call safety if you not near a telephone or don't feel like getting up...and if you don't touch a sneeze then someone gets to punch you:)
ahhhhchewwwww!!!
"TELEPHONE...safety"
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A common disorder precipitated by the overconsumption of alcohol causing the hammered sufferer to reach out by phone to every last person in their telephone contact list.
In a state of tragic undeniable pathos, a bad case of telephonitis drove her to make attempt after attempt to communicate absolutely nothing of importance with seriously shitfaced unintelligible slurring and an endless flood of tears!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2020
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