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nextdoor 

An app and social media website for people to talk about their neighborhoods. It's mostly filled with boomers complaining about shit that doesn't matter and that one really passionate guy that cares about everything. Its most useful feature is a marketplace type section to list things you are selling.
Gotta get my mom off nextdoor, I don't think it's healthy for her.
nextdoor by LizardInACan October 21, 2021
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Nextdoor Syndrome 

A behavioral disorder in which one determines anybody and everything is suspicious and troublesome. Usually accompanied by an increasing hate for the homeless community, city council members, and airplanes flying at night. Syndrome generally occurs after joining Nextdoor.com, a social media website.
Nextdoor member #1
"We used to get these people coming up to us in parking lots where we were shopping. Scams all of them!"

Nextdoor member #2
"Lol , listen to you....lol....you have a bad case of Nextdoor Syndrome!"
Nextdoor Syndrome by JChar!es March 25, 2020

Nervous NextDoor Nancy 

your neighbor's all-caps alert on NextDoor app
when Carol's phone buzzed with an urgent alert she eye-rolled cuz it was another hysterical post from Carl. "there's our Nervous NextDoor Nancy hearing gunfire again" she welped.

robert_nextdoor 

robert_nextdoor Is a super funny tik toker

And is also fruity? ๐Ÿ˜งโ‰๏ธ
BE WHO YOU AREE FOR UR PRIDEEE

the noise nextdoor 

extremely original and more talented that David Bowie

cheerleader next door 

This is similar to the girl next door concept of routine feminine attractiveness only cuter and livelier!
Yes, Susan is a fine woman, she grew up as the cheerleader next door!

Codename: Kids Next Door 

A TV show about an organisation of children devoted to fighting teenage and adult tyranny with 2X4 technology weapons. One of the best old-school cartoons around because of its deep and detailed worldbuilding, extensive and well-developed characters and great plotlines. The kids live in treehouses, in 'Sectors' of about five operatives, and have assigned codenames; eg. Numbuh 1, Numbuh 2, Numbuh 3, Numbuh 4, Numbuh 5, who are the main characters in the show. They fight villains such as father, the Delightful Children From Down The Lane, Knightbrace, and Count Spankulot, as well as many others.
Though this show has been off the air for a number of years, it has maintained a fanatical following, who I am proud to be part of.
Codename: Kids Next Door
1.
John: 'Wanna watch Kids Next Door?'
Anna: 'Oh, heck yes. That show Rocks!'
Bill: 'Hey, are you watching KND? I love that show!'
2.
Numbuh 1: Kids Next Door... BATTLE STATIONS!
(as quoted many times in the series)