Phonecel

Variation on incel, substituting the "in-" (for "involuntary") with "phone." Describes a person that is celibate because their social skills are damaged from chronic smartphone use. Related, though not to be confused with, boomers claiming kids these days try to read books by swiping.

A bunch of hot girls walk by the phonecel.
Observer 1: "Hey, check out that guy over there, with all the girls. See his screen?"
Observer 2: "Dude, is he looking at boobs on Instagram? He could literally just look up for two seconds. Phonecel!"

by Letsgetthisbruh November 7, 2019

Phoneclaw

The act of using a White Claw Spiked Seltzer as a telephone to reach your nearest White Claw neighbor at any function. The phoneclaw can only be made with a White Claw beverage. Be careful, as you may begin a conference claw.

Sorry I can't speak with you right now, I'm currently tied up in a very important phoneclaw.

by TheDomFatherr August 12, 2019

PhoneSells

selling goods & services over the telephone.

Ray has picked up his client base due to his increased PhoneSells

by 30 hawk November 24, 2009

jewish phonecall

The act of dialling a number, allowing it to ring for just long enough for the person to get their phone in their hand, and then hanging up, forcing them to have to call you back and spend their own money/credit on the call.

"Yeah if you want me, just give me a Jewish phonecall and I'll get you back."

"All Josh ever does is Jewish phonecall."

by ColBoyAsh December 23, 2006

Perfect Phonecall

n.- v.- (t.) A situation or circumstance alleged to be legitimate, but is plainly otherwise.

"Marcy called in again - This time with an excuse about her car not working."
"Sounds like a Perfect Phonecall to me."
"Yeah; she is so fired."

by k80theshade November 17, 2019

Phonecklace

A chain, rope or string to which one attaches their phone and wears around the neck so as not to lose it in a drunken stupor.

Make sure you have your phonecklace so you don't lose your phone again!

by Jager-Bomber March 2, 2010

Phonecentrating

When you are looking at or busy on your phone so hard that someone can talk to you and you don’t even realise anyone is saying anything.

“Dave was phonecentrating so hard he didn’t hear me call him”

by Sanchez3112 November 4, 2017