Those times where you leave your cellular device on a table or hard surface and when left on vibrate rings making a brrrrrrt-brrrrrrrt-brrrrrt sound. Similar to it's organic cousin but is purely technological.
The Phonefart includes iphones, blackberries, zack morris' telephone, any cellular device left on a table.
by toytony March 2, 2011
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Get the phonebrator mug.A video showed the recording of some "interesting" event. During that event, the filmer started filming someone else who was also filming the event. I have no doubt that the original filmer was in camera view of someone else who was also recording it. So they were filming someone, filming someone, filming an event. At some point a full loop likely transpired resulting in the original filmer or phonetard catching a glimpse of themselves through their own camera.
by Jargonaut December 18, 2012
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Molly: She sucks. She keeps disconnecting people.
Chuck: She must be phonetarted.
Molly: She sucks. She keeps disconnecting people.
Chuck: She must be phonetarted.
by the bride1048 August 12, 2010
Get the Phonetarted mug.A mechanics workshop that will will a car with a roadworthy certificate over the phone, without actually inspecting the car at all.
The Laser wouldn't pass an inspection without alot of work, so I got a phoneworthy done by some dodgy workshop in Bankstown
by derpderpderpperd September 22, 2009
Get the Phoneworthy mug.A word that describes someone who know absolutely nothing about smart phones and how they work. These people usually have to ask for help with everything on their phone wether it is sending a text, taking a photo and worst of all using facebook. This label is mainly used for the older population who just switched from a flip phone to and iPhone.
My great aunt just ditched her flip phone for an iPhone X. I swear she’s phonetarded or something. I’ve had to help her for hours just to learn to text and open safari.
by Hello.gay.im.dad November 6, 2019
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We were leaving the movie but were stuck behind this huge, fat phonetard who was oblivious to the fact he was blocking the hallway.
Also phonetardedly (adverb, as in, to drive phonetardedly)
We were leaving the movie but were stuck behind this huge, fat phonetard who was oblivious to the fact he was blocking the hallway.
Also phonetardedly (adverb, as in, to drive phonetardedly)
by geekboysteves January 24, 2010
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