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Texted the past tense version of the verb "To Text" Regardless of whether or not thrash legend Jonny Nevada wants to believe it or not its a fucking word.
"Yo I just texted that bitch I want to eat her ass."
by John Lockjaw March 11, 2005
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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some non existent word that people still insist to use just because they heard it on tv. If there's no such word as worser so how can there be such a word as texted!
"I texted you because you text me."
by kenji hoe December 30, 2009
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The past tense for the verb "text" message.
Instead of saying "Yo man, I just text messaged her." You would say-

"I just texted that bitch." It sounds way cooler.
by Jfender24 March 24, 2008
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The past tense for the verb "text" message.
Instead of saying "Yo man, I just text messaged her." You would say-

"I just texted that bitch." It sounds way cooler.
by Jfender24 March 24, 2008
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