Texted the past tense version of the verb "To Text" Regardless of whether or not thrash legend Jonny Nevada wants to believe it or not its a fuckingword.
"Yo I just texted that bitch I want to eat her ass."
some non existent word that people still insist to use just because they heard it on tv. If there's no such word as worser so how can there be such a word as texted!
During instant messaging when you are typing to someone and there is a little message at the bottom stating "so-and-so is entering text..." you stop typing and wait for your friends response, left unaware that you're friend is doing the exact thing.
I was talking to Bob last night on AIM, when we got texted vexed, and I spent an hour staring at the screen with anticipation.
when you are texting someone and someone else is talking and you listen for a short moment before you get involved in a text and forget what their talking about
P1: Hey you wana hear a story?
P2: (while texting) Yea, sure
P1: Ok, so last night i was dancing and.....
P2: Just stop, im texted out
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.