mumphking

This occurs when a lone sigma unleashes his inner demons at the local TikTok Rizz party, and fanum taxes all the girls from Kai Cenat and Baby Gronk.

Teddy Fleiss mumphkings all the girls at the crazy lit function; shortly after they gave him a blumpkin.

by Lone Sigma April 2, 2024

Mumpkin

A short man who is known as a dwarf or midget, is a slave that must work in the fields his whole life.

Jeremy the mumpkin loved to work in the fields but suffers from short person syndrome

by M-GZ November 23, 2010

mumphing

diggin up a corpse, affixing your friends lips to any sphinkter, and stomping on the stomach to send a (not-so) fresh shot of bodily contents into their mouth.

mumphing is a favorite passtime of the saxon footballers

by hawk March 26, 2005

Mumphlin

Is a person who works at a bar and comes home to order pizza at 7pm and drink two bottle of Beringer wine that has the taste as if the person had vomit in there mouth and then they will try to get the person to do stuff for them after you had explained it 5 times but they will forget and drink them selves into a oblivion and have a deranged look on there face like the cross dressing gremlin that was confused and could have been yoda in his younger days and look back and say “young I was mistakes I’ve made”

This bitch is a mumphlin and I had to get them from drinking

by Yeast infested monkey99 December 14, 2018

mumping

Brit slang for begging stuff, usually used to refer to policemen extracting low-value goods or services (cf. mooching)

Local businesses hated Constable Dixon; he was always coming round mumping free meals and cups of tea.

by El Biero April 28, 2006

Mumping the Gat

When a girl is so desperate she climbs to the top of a flagpole in a snowsuit and sandals so she can pleasure herself with the sandals and top of the pole. Usually done by ex porn stars with very loose pussies that could fit a car. A hummer.

Dude last week I saw Kesha Mumping the Gat on the White House lawn!

by sailboatsmeller August 24, 2010

murph, murphed, murphing

vacillating in one's progress toward a goal, or dithering as to what if any goal to pursue, in relaxed, leisurely fashion, yet all the while being nominally engaged in trying to be productive

We just sortof murphed around this afternoon, didn't really get anything much done although we started and then got distracted from several projects.

by Scottosaurus August 3, 2003