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mumching

It is a bet. What you do, is you go to a restaurant with your friends and order food. Then, you switch your order with one of your friends. You each place a random object in the other persons food, and then return it to the original owner. They must eat it without knowing what you put in it. Then you guess on what they put in your food, and each person submits a predetermined amount of money into a pot. The closest guess is the winner.
dude, lets go to Burger King and do some mumching!
by Johnny Bifuddwinkle March 29, 2007
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peach-munching

My wife likes to be face down on the bed when I'm peach-munching her!
by talk2me-JCH2 July 15, 2021
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Munching

to love someone while rocking/supporting a mullet
Gabe is munching Meghan
That guy is munching her
by davemullet March 2, 2010
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Munching the Mekong

When performing cunnalingus on a woman whose pubes have heretofore never been trimmed. The experience can best be compared to slogging through the Mekong River Delta c. 1968. The fear grips you. You're back in the 'shit!
Hesh: I met this chick last night. She was hot, beautiful and amazing. I took her back to my crib and we got busy. All was great until I hit the sticky place. Man, she was a beast! I was Munching the Mekong; she was so hairy.
by Knucklehead Boy May 5, 2009
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Moose Munching

The act of performing oral sex on someone while you are afflicted with a cold or upper respiratory ailment, causing a snorting sound similar to that made by a moose, horse, deer, etc.
So she decided to go down on me last night even though she had a sinus infection. I told her it was a bad idea but next thing I know there she is Moose Munching me.
by julio montoya December 27, 2011
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munching trade

Sucking dick.

A term started by the gay black and latino community of New York City, in the 80's and early 90's.
I feel like munching trade tonight. or Girl, we dipped into the stairway and I munched his trade.
by ghettogurl1973 August 11, 2011
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muffin munching

Performing cunnilingus i.e. placing one's mouth and tongue on, around and in the vagina and going for it!
"Hey Doris, I'm feeling rather peckish - get yer knickers off luv and let me do some muffin munching."
by silkpouch September 26, 2007
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