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Footballers Nipple 

A common injury received when playing football. Occurs when the fabric of the shirt rubs against ones chest whilst running, making ones nipples extremely red and very sore. Worse than a kick in the nuts.
''Oh man, I was at 5's last night and my shirt was too baggy. Running about gave me footballers nipple! Had to walk about with plasters on my tits today like Lady Gaga.''
Footballers Nipple by SORETITS January 19, 2013

Fantasy Footballers 

Three hilarious friends named Andy, Mike, and Jason who host the largest fantasy football podcast. They often have terribly bad fantasy football takes, but they make up for it with Andy's corny jokes, Mike's hyena laugh, and Jason's dry sarcasm. If you ever get to visit their studio in person you might see Brooks' $100,000 Rolex or Jason's 100 signed Kerryon Johnson jerseys. Legend has it that their producer Brooks bought the Footballers first 5,000 podcast subscribers for $10 each, but had to get a refund when the fake followers company accidentally charged Brook's card $10 million, which did not affect his net worth in the slightest, although he still wanted it back to buy his new state of the art ballet studio.

Fans of the Fantasy Footballers are known as the Footclan. Footclan members generally overhype every player the Footballers even mention, such as pushing Clyde Edwards-Helaire into the top 5 ADP in his rookie season or refusing to trade Kerryon Johnson for Patrick Mahomes in dynasty. The average Footclan member is bald, overweight, has a beard, and likes country music - in other words, Jason.
Idiot 1: Did you hear the latest episode of the Fantasy Footballers?
Idiot 2: Yeah man! I'm gonna draft Antonio Gibson at the 1.01 now!
Idiot 1: Same dude! Where's the nearest Little Ceasar's? *turns on country music*

Obscure Footballers 

A game where you try and name them most random but slightly famous player. The mst obscure wins.
Lets play obscure footballers!
"OK, Nadir Belhadj"
"Tony Hibbert"
"Nigel Quashie"
etc.
Obscure Footballers by jakrooster January 15, 2010

Blue Lock footballers

These are the type of individuals that have started playing the sport of football (soccer) again because of the hit 2022 anime/manga series blue lock. they tend to think they can succeed as football players because of the knowloedge they had previously gained from the series.
person 1: "why have you started playing soccer again? you last played it back in middle school. Are you one of those blue lock footballers?"
person 2: "How does that matter? I think ill be the next Messi."

bellevue west footballers

The sexiest, hard hitting ballers to ever grace the no-mad wastelands they call Nebraska!! Thunderbirds will stomp, fly over, and drop kick your ass like a nasty bird on a freshly washed combine!!!
Bellevue west footballers also known as shot callers, Picking up pieces of the fallers that dare to hollaa !
Me: I’ve fallen and can’t get up!!
911: Bellevue west is on the way!

footballistically 

Word coined by Arsene Wenger, manager of Arsenal FC football club of London, England. Footballistically is used to mean

1. in terms of football (the actual action of playing)

2. football-wise
Footballistically, Arsenal are a better team than Manchester United!

Theo Walcott, has improved footballistically!
footballistically by presiDizzle November 17, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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