mumping
Brit slang for begging stuff, usually used to refer to policemen extracting low-value goods or services (cf. mooching)
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Mumping
(Aka Man Pumping)
Mumping is the desire, intent, or act of self-pumping one's own penis, in public,but under cover to effectively relieve the buildup of stale semen accumulated in the male testicle(s) by achieving ejaculation. The physical act of mumping plays an important role in brining awareness to the male reproductive organs and the health benefits of male ejaculation. While researchers understand that males can literally ejaculate anywhere and at anytime, the act of doing it in public helps level the playing field between the sexes by removing the social stigma typically associated with "jacking off", or more commonly known as Mumping.
Mumping is the desire, intent, or act of self-pumping one's own penis, in public,but under cover to effectively relieve the buildup of stale semen accumulated in the male testicle(s) by achieving ejaculation. The physical act of mumping plays an important role in brining awareness to the male reproductive organs and the health benefits of male ejaculation. While researchers understand that males can literally ejaculate anywhere and at anytime, the act of doing it in public helps level the playing field between the sexes by removing the social stigma typically associated with "jacking off", or more commonly known as Mumping.
Related Words
mumping • Mumping the Gat • Necro-Flesh Mumping Method • mumming • muming • mamping • mumfing • Mumling • mumphing • murping
Mumping
Mumping
A combination of Gumping and Munting, to be precise, going munting with your munt buddy being on the border of retardation.
Mumping the Gat
When a girl is so desperate she climbs to the top of a flagpole in a snowsuit and sandals so she can pleasure herself with the sandals and top of the pole. Usually done by ex porn stars with very loose pussies that could fit a car. A hummer.
Mumping the Gat by sailboatsmeller August 24, 2010
Necro-Flesh Mumping Method
"I've been going Mumping for a while but last night was my first time trying the Necro-Flesh Mumping Method."
Necro-Flesh Mumping Method by Premuium June 20, 2024
Momping
Momping by Dr.acula1990 March 19, 2010
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