mumphing 

diggin up a corpse, affixing your friends lips to any sphinkter, and stomping on the stomach to send a (not-so) fresh shot of bodily contents into their mouth.

mumphing is a favorite passtime of the saxon footballers

mumphing by hawk March 26, 2005

mumphing 

Favourite past time of your more discerning necrophile involves cutting an incision into said body and doing the unmentionable to it

That mortician's a sick bastard he's always mumphing his patients
"Yeah some might call him a mumphmaster"

mumphing by Jono - Les Cimes November 6, 2003

mumping

Brit slang for begging stuff, usually used to refer to policemen extracting low-value goods or services (cf. mooching)

Local businesses hated Constable Dixon; he was always coming round mumping free meals and cups of tea.

mumping by El Biero April 28, 2006

Mumping the Gat 

When a girl is so desperate she climbs to the top of a flagpole in a snowsuit and sandals so she can pleasure herself with the sandals and top of the pole. Usually done by ex porn stars with very loose pussies that could fit a car. A hummer.

Dude last week I saw Kesha Mumping the Gat on the White House lawn!

Mumping the Gat by sailboatsmeller August 24, 2010

murph, murphed, murphing 

vacillating in one's progress toward a goal, or dithering as to what if any goal to pursue, in relaxed, leisurely fashion, yet all the while being nominally engaged in trying to be productive

We just sortof murphed around this afternoon, didn't really get anything much done although we started and then got distracted from several projects.

murph, murphed, murphing by Scottosaurus August 3, 2003

Murphing Syndrom 

The disease of bro-ing out too hard. i.e. Murphing. symptoms include but not limited to: sleeping until 3pm, skipping class, slippin grade, laxing, playing rediculusly high amounts of chel ( aka NHL), being good at everything chill and bro, drinking nattys and stones, not going to bed until late hours of the morning.
Warning this condition is highly contagious and can easily rub off on your friends and family.

I went to wake up John but he wouldnt wake up. He must have been up to late drinkin nattys and playin chel. He had to have caught the murphing syndrom from ian.

Murphing Syndrom by kunit7 March 19, 2011

Murphing 

A necrophilic betting game in which one participant performs oral sex on the corpse of a recently deceased pregnant woman placed on her back while another jumps from an elevated surface onto the woman's stomach. The participant who is performing oral sex then consumes whatever substance is expelled from the vagina. The participants switch positions (one jump per turn) until one quits or fails to consume the expelled substance, in which case they lose and the winner takes the pot of money agreed upon before the start of the game.

James and Matt went murphing. James puked on the second round so Matt won $5000.

Murphing by En_are June 25, 2008