Mumpkin 

A short man who is known as a dwarf or midget, is a slave that must work in the fields his whole life.

Jeremy the mumpkin loved to work in the fields but suffers from short person syndrome

Mumpkin by M-GZ November 23, 2010

mumpkin 

A mixture between a "muppet" and a "pumpkin". Used:
1. as a term of endearment
2. a lighthearted insult.

1. Ohhh you cheeky lil mumpkin
2. Haha keep it shut you, ya mumpkin!

mumpkin by Jeff24 January 9, 2005

Mumpkin 

The act of masturbating while pooping. Similar to a blumpkin, but not quite.

Guy- dude you were in there for a while, i mean damn!

Guy2- yeah, i was busy getting a mumpkin!

Guy- Understandable

Mumpkin by Donny D (D=Down Syndrome) November 14, 2011

mumpkin 

A blumpkin performed by a midget.

The Kebler elf gives a great mumpkin

mumpkin by mumpkin lover April 8, 2004

Mumpkin 

A person or individual that deliberately or more commonly due a careless attitude, fails to observe the appropriate dress code for any given occasion. Mumpkins can always be found atttending funerals.

The word is a bastardisation of 'pumpkin' the squash plant n Cinderella that albeit temporary, still delivers an appropriate transformation on the night of the ball.

Jesus look at Teddy! the idiot Mumpkin's only burying his own, sweet, dear mum in a dark blue suit! What a fuckwit!

Mumpkin by zebraboy777 May 18, 2016

Mumpkin 

A person or individual that deliberately or more commonly due a careless attitude, fails to observe the appropriate dress code for any given occasion. Mumpkins can always be found atttending funerals.

The word is a bastardisation of 'pumpkin' the squash plant n Cinderella that albeit temporary, still delivers an appropriate transformation on the night of the ball.

Jesus look at Teddy! the idiot Mumpkin's only burying his own, sweet, dear mum in a dark blue suit! What a fuckwit!

Mumpkin by zebraboy777 May 18, 2016

Mumpkin 

When a pregnant woman's water breaks and her significant other goes down on her.

Her water broke when they were about to make love, so he said "fuck it" and gave her a mumpkin.

Mumpkin by YinzerMyke September 14, 2020