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A short man who is known as a dwarf or midget, is a slave that must work in the fields his whole life.
Jeremy the mumpkin loved to work in the fields but suffers from short person syndrome
by M-GZ November 21, 2010
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A mixture between a "muppet" and a "pumpkin". Used:
1. as a term of endearment
2. a lighthearted insult.
1. Ohhh you cheeky lil mumpkin
2. Haha keep it shut you, ya mumpkin!
by Jeff24 January 09, 2005
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The act of masturbating while pooping. Similar to a blumpkin, but not quite.
Guy- dude you were in there for a while, i mean damn!

Guy2- yeah, i was busy getting a mumpkin!

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A person or individual that deliberately or more commonly due a careless attitude, fails to observe the appropriate dress code for any given occasion. Mumpkins can always be found atttending funerals.

The word is a bastardisation of 'pumpkin' the squash plant n Cinderella that albeit temporary, still delivers an appropriate transformation on the night of the ball.
Jesus look at Teddy! the idiot Mumpkin's only burying his own, sweet, dear mum in a dark blue suit! What a fuckwit!
by zebraboy777 May 18, 2016
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A person or individual that deliberately or more commonly due a careless attitude, fails to observe the appropriate dress code for any given occasion. Mumpkins can always be found atttending funerals.

The word is a bastardisation of 'pumpkin' the squash plant n Cinderella that albeit temporary, still delivers an appropriate transformation on the night of the ball.
Jesus look at Teddy! the idiot Mumpkin's only burying his own, sweet, dear mum in a dark blue suit! What a fuckwit!
by zebraboy777 May 18, 2016
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