Mumphlin 

Is a person who works at a bar and comes home to order pizza at 7pm and drink two bottle of Beringer wine that has the taste as if the person had vomit in there mouth and then they will try to get the person to do stuff for them after you had explained it 5 times but they will forget and drink them selves into a oblivion and have a deranged look on there face like the cross dressing gremlin that was confused and could have been yoda in his younger days and look back and say “young I was mistakes I’ve made”

This bitch is a mumphlin and I had to get them from drinking

Mumphlin by Yeast infested monkey99 December 14, 2018

mumphing 

diggin up a corpse, affixing your friends lips to any sphinkter, and stomping on the stomach to send a (not-so) fresh shot of bodily contents into their mouth.

mumphing is a favorite passtime of the saxon footballers

mumphing by hawk March 26, 2005

mumphing 

Favourite past time of your more discerning necrophile involves cutting an incision into said body and doing the unmentionable to it

That mortician's a sick bastard he's always mumphing his patients
"Yeah some might call him a mumphmaster"

mumphing by Jono - Les Cimes November 6, 2003

mumphking 

This occurs when a lone sigma unleashes his inner demons at the local TikTok Rizz party, and fanum taxes all the girls from Kai Cenat and Baby Gronk.

Teddy Fleiss mumphkings all the girls at the crazy lit function; shortly after they gave him a blumpkin.

mumphking by Lone Sigma April 2, 2024