hawk's definitions

mr. Bo-Jangles

the funniest thing i've heard in a long time

the best part is the pecker slap

by hawk March 25, 2005

5 on 2

Originating in Wrestling teams where some dirty wrestlers would grab your two nuts with their 5 fingers, creating the shortened 5 on 2

5 on 2 = no fun for anybody

by hawk April 2, 2005

langur

Any of various Asian slender long-tailed monkeys (family Colobidae) with bushy eyebrows and a chin tuft

your least favorite great-grandmother looks like a langur

by hawk May 29, 2003

bf40k

Short for Battlefield 40K, a mod for Battlefield 1942 based on Warhammer 40K, a table top game.

Guy 1: Wow, have you seen bf40k? It is made by teh 1337 HaXX0rz!

Guy 2: Sounds like the shit! What's the website?

Guy 1: Battlefield40k.com, n00b!

by Hawk January 7, 2005

fwice

The first sympton of the severely painful STD known as donneria.

Ex: After a long night of dumplings and rough sex, Jane woke up to excruciating fwice on her genitals.

by Hawk April 7, 2004

Saddam Hussain

A misspelling of Saddam Hussein, once the dictator of Iraq. Mainly the spelling used by AOLers and stupid people.

AOLer: Saddam Hussain has been captured OMG!!11!!

by Hawk January 3, 2004

reality

How you perceive the world around you.

if someone perceives your poop-shoot and your mouth as the same thing then your an asshole

by Hawk February 14, 2004