mouffe

Slighty posher than muff. A bit french sounding. Can be expanded & used with a variety of additions

Mouffe a l'orange (ginger muff)
camels mouffe (camels' hoof/toe)
Mouffe a le creme (spermy muff)
Mange le mouffe (eat muff/pussy)
Mouffant (hair like pubes, bouffant)
I like to mouffe it, mouffe it (disco muff)
Lets make a mouffe (mouffe that needs to move)
Remove' le mouffe? (shave your over grown muff)

mouffe by Astrid Gibson, Claire Moore & Bonnie Downes October 13, 2006

Laclau and Mouffe 

A two-headed monster found hiding in a lair somewhere in the University of Essex.

Both heads believe in Constitutive Antagonism and will eat anyone who thinks otherwise

Laclau and Mouffe by Andy April 24, 2004

Muffernity Wear 

When a woman wears clothing that puffs out around her mid-section due to a muffin top rather than a pregnancy.

Hey, is Jessica pregnant? No, that's just muffernity wear to hide her belly.

Muffernity Wear by talks558 October 7, 2010

muffed punt 

When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.

I was like the New York Jets last night - muffed punt and the game was over.

muffed punt by Puntmuffer September 18, 2017

Ida Mufferbids 

The old whore who came out to entertain the audience during the bidding segments on the Bob Barker years of The Price is Right. She was replaced by Prye Zufferbids after Drew Carey's first year.

Here is the first Ida Mufferbids!

Ida Mufferbids by Sir Veisaid November 24, 2018

mouffette 

The French word for "skunk." A nice word for your girlfriend, along with "cochonette." (little female pig)
Good with "pet," (pay), the French word for "fart."

"Tu as l'odour d'un pet de mouffette !!"
(You smell like the fart of a skunk)

mouffette by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

Mouffle 

good cash or sweet money! mouffle is an invented name from money, chocolate mousse and truffle. When you have enough money to buy everything.

He's got mouffles in his pockets!

Mouffle by samonduty May 16, 2010