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Mouffle
good cash or sweet money! mouffle is an invented name from money, chocolate mousse and truffle. When you have enough money to buy everything.
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mufflestein
A mufflestein is a woman with a muff (vagina) so hairy that it strikes fear into the hearts of men unfortunate enough to have seen it. She is well past the point of being a simple "muffy" and most likely has a hairy asshole as well.
mufflestein by UDFlyer September 11, 2007
mufflesnuffle
mufflesnuffle by faxedexcel April 21, 2009
muffless man
Derek gets no muff thusly he is the muffless man.
Do you know the mufflessman? The muffless man, the muffless man? Oh do you know the muffless man? He never gets the vag.
Do you know the mufflessman? The muffless man, the muffless man? Oh do you know the muffless man? He never gets the vag.
muffless man by olleitiv December 20, 2013
muffles
muffles by chaosdude52 November 25, 2011
muffles
term of endearment given to a co-worker, usually the smartest, always the most fun, and often the best looking person in the company.
nickname given to an abnormally strong man from someone with a severe lisp.
nickname given to an abnormally strong man from someone with a severe lisp.
muffles by manny_ortiz September 9, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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