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This is a descriptive slang term for a woman's vaginal region. Usually, it is used in positive contexts.
Ex) Her mouffer was tight
Mouffer by Blank2.0 October 24, 2013
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Muffernity Wear 

When a woman wears clothing that puffs out around her mid-section due to a muffin top rather than a pregnancy.
Hey, is Jessica pregnant? No, that's just muffernity wear to hide her belly.
Muffernity Wear by talks558 October 7, 2010
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Ida Mufferbids 

The old whore who came out to entertain the audience during the bidding segments on the Bob Barker years of The Price is Right. She was replaced by Prye Zufferbids after Drew Carey's first year.
Here is the first Ida Mufferbids!
Ida Mufferbids by Sir Veisaid November 24, 2018

mouffette 

The French word for "skunk." A nice word for your girlfriend, along with "cochonette." (little female pig)
Good with "pet," (pay), the French word for "fart."
"Tu as l'odour d'un pet de mouffette !!"
(You smell like the fart of a skunk)
mouffette by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005
Slighty posher than muff. A bit french sounding. Can be expanded & used with a variety of additions
Mouffe a l'orange (ginger muff)
camels mouffe (camels' hoof/toe)
Mouffe a le creme (spermy muff)
Mange le mouffe (eat muff/pussy)
Mouffant (hair like pubes, bouffant)
I like to mouffe it, mouffe it (disco muff)
Lets make a mouffe (mouffe that needs to move)
Remove' le mouffe? (shave your over grown muff)
Craving for some pussy. Usually a constant craving whereby one simply cannot get enough.
I’m walking muffery today braaaahhhh.

Internet porn helps but doesn’t satisfy my muffery.

Ashley gots the muffery.
Muffery by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

Coogie Muffer

A person who likes to eat taint. Not just normal taint, but taint right after a man takes a huge constipated shit.
GODAMNIT RAFE CONNORS. I SAW YOU COOGIE MUFFERING MY FUCKING MOM LAST NIGHT
Um, actually brother, I'm not just an ordinary Coogie Muffer. That was our mother's Coogie that I muffed.
Coogie Muffer by Bawks Sonic March 6, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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