46 definitions by Johnny Chingas
by Johnny Chingas May 9, 2004
A "butt-bang" can either mean a rear action (Careful, honey, it's my first time) or a "rear-ender" car accident.
" I butt-banged 'er..!"
by Johnny Chingas March 23, 2005
Well I guess the "achievement of erection"
in the male gender, but it can also represent a mental state, maybe in girls too, I dunno....
in the male gender, but it can also represent a mental state, maybe in girls too, I dunno....
1) "Well, first ya git 'er down on 'er hands and KNEES.... Then ya reach around and grab a handful o' BOOB... Then see if ya don't get a hardon !!!
2) "Yeah, I'm just BitTorrenting some more John Holmes..."
"Dude, I have a total hardon for what you're doing !!!!"
3) "Wow, that was a HARD hardon !!!!"
2) "Yeah, I'm just BitTorrenting some more John Holmes..."
"Dude, I have a total hardon for what you're doing !!!!"
3) "Wow, that was a HARD hardon !!!!"
by Johnny Chingas October 19, 2008
OK, glass dick... the pronunciation is important here...
Bray like a donkey...
GLA.A.A.A.A.S DICK !!!!
GLAAAAAAAAAS DICK !!!!!!
(Shows what losers crackheads are, see ??)
Bray like a donkey...
GLA.A.A.A.A.S DICK !!!!
GLAAAAAAAAAS DICK !!!!!!
(Shows what losers crackheads are, see ??)
by Johnny Chingas June 14, 2009
Nippeeee.... the Nipster.....
by Johnny Chingas May 3, 2004
This term is used to toilet/train young people. It makes the training lots of fun, like trying to teach kids numbers from the shape of their turds.
by Johnny Chingas March 23, 2005
An industrial-type worker, male or female, who assures that nipples of various varieties are in proper working order.
This job might require various clamps, suction cups, pumps, and other assorted attachments...
This job might require various clamps, suction cups, pumps, and other assorted attachments...
"So, you're applying for nippleman, eh ?"
"Oh, yes Ma'am !!"
"Well, I hope you have a bit of experience..."
"Oh yes Ma'am, in Las Vegas and New Orleans.."
"Well, we'll try you for a few hours.."
"Oh, thank you Ma'am !!!!"
"Oh, yes Ma'am !!"
"Well, I hope you have a bit of experience..."
"Oh yes Ma'am, in Las Vegas and New Orleans.."
"Well, we'll try you for a few hours.."
"Oh, thank you Ma'am !!!!"
by Johnny Chingas April 25, 2009