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The French word for "skunk." A nice word for your girlfriend, along with "cochonette." (little female pig)
Good with "pet," (pay), the French word for "fart."

"Tu as l'odour d'un pet de mouffette !!"
(You smell like the fart of a skunk)

mouffette by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

Words you can keep

moulette

1. the moulette is a stylized modern mullet, originating in Canada
it is essentially a curly combination of hat hair(in Canadian winters, hats are a must), the mullet and the famous hair swoosh (optional but encouraged).

wow greg has a far-out moulette eh?
oh yeah. fer sure. right on classic vintage jagr-esque flow"
"hey, wanna go watch hockey in my igloo while my snowmobile's in the shop?"
"oh yeah sounds gud."

moulette by themagicmoulette February 25, 2011

Related Words

mouffette • moufette • Purple Mouflette • mofette • moffett • Muffett • Moffettology • moulette • Muffeteer • Joe Moffett

mofette

A Mofette likes pink things, dancing and snakebite and black. They normally grow in Staffordshire or Warrington, but have been found as far north as Leeds.

A Mofette is not:
An airport
A volcanic vent
A fork-lift truck

We met Mofette by chance and took her out for pie and chips. And beer.

mofette by Goff April 2, 2004

Les Mouettes

Un groupe de personnes bizarre mais formidable. Les seagulls/mouettes restent à l’hôpital des femmes et l’hôpital de francophonie. Des bon(ne) improvisateurs/ improvisatrices. Très gentil(le) et humoristique!

Salut les mouettes!

Les Mouettes by anonymous333333333 September 25, 2019

Moffettology

A particular type of story telling that is often rambling and maddeningly incoherent. Often best deciphered by only reading every third or fourth word. Sometimes it is best to keep reading until something, or ANYTHING makes sense.

Sometimes, if I haven't slept well for a few days, Moffettology might be the only way to express my thoughts and feelings.

Moffettology by iamcfb June 17, 2016

Muffett

A man with a bald spot and a hudge forehead. It takes him 10-15 seconds come figure out a come-back. Instead of a comb back its a comb forward.

My muffett throws girl like fits all day.

Muffett by spread legs April 14, 2009

Purple Mouflette

Dirty, Stinky Nigger Pussy

Go eat that Purple mouflette

Purple Mouflette by Pmouflette January 1, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026