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A growth digit at the tip of your foot created for the sole purpose of demonstrating horrible pain when you stub it against a corner or wall.
Joe: *joe stubs his toe* β€œGOD fucking damn it MY TOE” *joe proceeds to shriek hysterically in pain*
by exserohilum November 18, 2019
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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Something to eat when you are bored
I could totally eat some toes right now
by lexi_2005 February 06, 2020
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To describe a person or a group of people who believe they are doing something that is cute or attractive but in reality look unspeakably bad
Did you see kelly's snapchat story? It's so toe!
by peter piper picked a peck December 14, 2016
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(v.) to sexually please a female with your toe... just the big one...
I've been fisted... now i wanna be toed!!!
by KatNat05 March 17, 2009
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