by deadcaity May 29, 2011

by crazy muffer August 07, 2010

when someone sitting on a piece of furniture (couch) farts and stays sitting down (not getting up at all) causing the fart to be held within the furniture
by jamankita October 19, 2010

Mikey- Dude did you see John at the party last night?
Tyler- No why?
Mikey- He was muffed!
Tyler- Damn!
Tyler- No why?
Mikey- He was muffed!
Tyler- Damn!
by Lil Beetch May 26, 2011

by John Tong April 22, 2005

by antoinette fleming February 19, 2003
