muffed

by Kerry Ann January 06, 2007
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to high five someone's face aggressively
damn! he just muffed the bartender!
by deadcaity May 29, 2011
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to expose one's muff, as in a vaginal flashing.
I muffed the sprinkler man when I accidentally left the blinds open before my shower.
by crazy muffer August 07, 2010
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when someone sitting on a piece of furniture (couch) farts and stays sitting down (not getting up at all) causing the fart to be held within the furniture
Broski why does this chair smell like ass???

oh Elaine muffed...
by jamankita October 19, 2010
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Mikey- Dude did you see John at the party last night?

Tyler- No why?

Mikey- He was muffed!

Tyler- Damn!
by Lil Beetch May 26, 2011
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This is when a woman has been given pleasure by her partner through oral sex.
by John Tong April 22, 2005
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when a person gets knocked to the head with an extra heavy blow(also see murked).
I muffed him with my bat after I found out he stole my stuff.
by antoinette fleming February 19, 2003
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