Muffer 

A term used to describe an adrenaline fuelled explorer or adventurer. generally used for a person who explores dark wet holes ie caves, potholes or mines but can be used to describe anyone who likes to get of the beaten track and can also be said to have a below normal level of sanity.

Those guys have been exploring caves, what Muffers. Muffers Rule.

Muffer by MuffersRule September 24, 2011

muffer 

A girl with a large volume of public hair otherwise known as a muff. Muffers can be seen at the beach or by the pool where their muffs appear as bulges in their swimsuits.

That girl is a muffer.

Check out her muff.

muffer by wexter December 2, 2014

muffer 

A term used to describe a young male who spends eccessive amounts of time with his girlfriend, as opposed to spending time with his friends.

Guy 1; "Is Dave coming out tonight?"
Guy 2; "Nah, he's being a muffer and staying in with his missus".

muffer by huckers September 7, 2006

Muffer 

Like a buffing, but with a muff.

I gave Bruce Willis' glorious, bald head head a muffer.

Muffer by Philatio January 12, 2023

muffer 

When a person rubs their vagina on a bald head, essentially ‘buffing’ the head with their muffer.

‘I would love to give Bruce Willis a muffer’

muffer by labiarabia January 12, 2023

muffer 

A muffer is a m***** f*****, a coolish person, or someone you really hate. It was made up in response to a creative cussing contest. It is rarely used as the "coolish person" definition.

"That KKK muffer!" ---insulting

"Why you muffer, you mean you really got that awesome pic?" --coolish person

"What a muffer"--insulting

muffer by Gramma Booty(licious) December 26, 2004

Muffer 

The act of going down on a woman while she is actively shitting in a toilet. The female blumpkin.

I was at home messing around with Jerry when I had to go shit. He followed me in the bathroom and gave me a muffer.

Muffer by Tony danza August 11, 2022