A term used to describe an adrenaline fuelled explorer or adventurer. generally used for a person who explores dark wet holes ie caves, potholes or mines but can be used to describe anyone who likes to get of the beaten track and can also be said to have a below normal level of sanity.
by MuffersRule September 24, 2011
by Philatio January 13, 2023
A girl with a large volume of public hair otherwise known as a muff. Muffers can be seen at the beach or by the pool where their muffs appear as bulges in their swimsuits.
by wexter December 2, 2014
The emotional manifestation of guilt and sadness created by ingesting mass quantities of preservative riddled, grease drenched or excessively sweet foods. The term originally derived from the proverbial muffins that were sold in the vending machine of "The Great Collapse's" jam space.
Luke: Dude, I'm totally muffering. I just ate a whole bag of ketchup chips.
Caroline: And yet your still tempted to go for Chester Chicken?
Luke: Maybe then I'll escape the memories of my grandmother's death.
Darcy: I just got fired, I'm going to go KFC it off.
Caroline: You'll be muffering about that later.
Caroline: And yet your still tempted to go for Chester Chicken?
Luke: Maybe then I'll escape the memories of my grandmother's death.
Darcy: I just got fired, I'm going to go KFC it off.
Caroline: You'll be muffering about that later.
by xenialarouge November 5, 2009
A term used to describe a young male who spends eccessive amounts of time with his girlfriend, as opposed to spending time with his friends.
Guy 1; "Is Dave coming out tonight?"
Guy 2; "Nah, he's being a muffer and staying in with his missus".
Guy 2; "Nah, he's being a muffer and staying in with his missus".
by huckers September 7, 2006
by labiarabia January 13, 2023
A muffer is a m***** f*****, a coolish person, or someone you really hate. It was made up in response to a creative cussing contest. It is rarely used as the "coolish person" definition.
"That KKK muffer!" ---insulting
"Why you muffer, you mean you really got that awesome pic?" --coolish person
"What a muffer"--insulting
"Why you muffer, you mean you really got that awesome pic?" --coolish person
"What a muffer"--insulting
by Gramma Booty(licious) December 27, 2005