The frat party is sure to be a muffet, but you'll have to put up with a bunch of frat dorks in between.
by Nite Owl December 28, 2005

by gulliblezine February 25, 2008

by kitty 1280 July 08, 2014

by clit commander July 20, 2003

‘Muffet’ meaning ‘total lack of ability to google a subject someone doesn’t know ANYTHING (EVEN BASIC) ABOUT and yet, a subject on which they have a remarkably strong opinion’
by vorganicpotato December 02, 2019

This tarantula sized spider descended on a web from my sun visor while I was driving, and I totally muffeted.
by Nonsensicalmetoo March 18, 2022
