muffet

(pronounced "muff-AY") n. a copious amount of attractive women.

syn. "sausagefest"
The frat party is sure to be a muffet, but you'll have to put up with a bunch of frat dorks in between.
by Nite Owl December 28, 2005
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The female version of a sausage party. Pronounced like "buffet."
The party was a total muffet - six girls per one guy.
by gulliblezine February 25, 2008
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If your hungry I have an all you can eat muffett.
by kitty 1280 July 08, 2014
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i boned a ho last night and she had a muffet
by clit commander July 20, 2003
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by tokyod July 01, 2010
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‘Muffet’ meaning ‘total lack of ability to google a subject someone doesn’t know ANYTHING (EVEN BASIC) ABOUT and yet, a subject on which they have a remarkably strong opinion
-Breast milk ain't even vegan smfh
+Number 1 MUFFET OF THE DAY
by vorganicpotato December 02, 2019
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verb to lose one’s shit over a spider. Usually accompanied by a high-pitched squeal or scream.
This tarantula sized spider descended on a web from my sun visor while I was driving, and I totally muffeted.
by Nonsensicalmetoo March 18, 2022
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