muffet

(pronounced "muff-AY") n. a copious amount of attractive women.

syn. "sausagefest"

The frat party is sure to be a muffet, but you'll have to put up with a bunch of frat dorks in between.

by Nite Owl December 22, 2005

muffet

The female version of a sausage party. Pronounced like "buffet."

The party was a total muffet - six girls per one guy.

by gulliblezine February 24, 2008

muffet

All you can eat pussy.

If your hungry I have an all you can eat muffett.

by kitty 1280 July 09, 2014

muffet

shaved pussy

i boned a ho last night and she had a muffet

by clit commander July 20, 2003

muffet

A buffet in a strip club.

muffet

by tokyod June 28, 2010

Muffet

verb to lose one’s shit over a spider. Usually accompanied by a high-pitched squeal or scream.

This tarantula sized spider descended on a web from my sun visor while I was driving, and I totally muffeted.

by Nonsensicalmetoo March 19, 2022

Muffet

‘Muffet’ meaning ‘total lack of ability to google a subject someone doesn’t know ANYTHING (EVEN BASIC) ABOUT and yet, a subject on which they have a remarkably strong opinion’

-Breast milk ain't even vegan smfh
+Number 1 MUFFET OF THE DAY

by vorganicpotato December 02, 2019