Andy's definitions

libsta

when ur talking on the phone to a girl named LIBBy and shes on the computer

hey libsta are u listen to me?
or ... are u gona go out with that libsta... or libby as a gangsta

by andy November 29, 2003

Sindar

1) In Tolkien's works, the Sindar are the "grey elves". They were originally part of the Teleri, one of the three clans who went west, but they followed Elwe, who found the Maia Melian in the woods of Doriath and who remained in Middle-Earth. The Sindar were the only elves in Middle-Earth until the Noldor returned, and were relatives of the Teleri killed in the Kinslaying; their relations with the Noldor were therefore strained.

2) In Suikoden, a long-lost race who (according to Richmond the private eye) came down from the north, crossed the whole of the world - leaving ruins wherever they went - and then mysteriously disappeared. The ruins are monster-infested but also contain powerful and dangerous magic treasures. The Sindar also left behind ancient texts which appear in Suikoden II as valuable antiques. Several characters, such as Lorelai and Killey, are seeking the Sindar.

In both cases, the Sindar are an elusive and mysterious people.

by Andy April 25, 2004

Zakhan

The ruler of the realm of Vassagonia, in the Lone Wolf world. Roughly equivalent to a king or sultan, the zakhan lived in a huge palace in the city of Barrakeesh, always surrounded by retainers and sharnazim guards. The zakhan typically demanded absolute obedience from his subjects, although history tells of a number of good rulers.

When Lone Wolf arrives in Barrakeesh, the old zakhan has died (according to the Legends novels, assassinated by the Darklords), and is replaced by a new Zakhan, Kimah. Kimah is extremely evil and is allied with the Darklords. He reappears in Lone Wolf 9: The Cauldron of Terror, at the head of the Vassagonian army besieging Tahou alongside the Darklord army, and armed with a lethal golden orb emitting a protective shield. Those who even touch the light-shield are killed instantly.

The Zakhan Kimah is one of the hardest opponents to beat in the entire Lone Wolf series, especially if Lone Wolf is armed with the Sommerswerd. (The problem can be avoided somewhat if this item is left behind for this quest, although the reason why this weakens the zakhan is not clear; perhaps the orb absorbs the sword's light?)

In the Legends series, the Zakhan Kimah is tortured and apparently killed by Vassagonian rebels, and a new, good-aligned Zakhan takes over. Although it is clear to a careful reader that he has not been killed, the series stops before this issue is resolved (only one book before it would have to be raised again).

The zakhan is dead. Long live the zakhan!

George W Bush fancies himself as zakhan of the world.

by Andy April 24, 2004

Predaking

Composite form of the Predacons - a massive robot with a lion's head on its chest and wielding a huge sword.

Don't fuck with Predaking.

by Andy June 22, 2004

Draugluin

The sire of the great wolves or "werewolves" of Morgoth, in Tolkien's book, The Silmarillion. Draugluin was sent to Tol Sirion with Sauron to protect the frontier, but was slain by Huan the wolfhound when Luthien attempted to free Beren from the fortress.

Draugluin was apparently blue-tinged in appearance.

by Andy May 10, 2004

Barbara Streisand

The most hypocritical bitch in the entire history of human existence.

Barbara Streisand says she cares about the poor and the enviornment, while she lives on cliff one of the largest homes in all of California.

by Andy October 23, 2003

Brick

A jokes that isnt funny at all.

That was such a brick.

by Andy September 18, 2003