hoof

A popular porn star's deformed foot.

WHAT THE HOOF? I think its self explanitory.

hoof by OT November 15, 2004

Hoof

Slag word created in Hamilton New Zealand to show a sign of honesty

sort for Honest on our friendship.

said: Hoof

origin: New Zealand

Me : Bro! the other day i found $20 on the ground!

Friend: What?! Hoof?

me: Yea! HOOF!

Hoof by KennyNZ June 17, 2013

hoof

The intensity and length of smoking time of the cloud. It gives the decision and committment of the sesh time one will partake in; whether it be short (puff) or long (hoof). The longer the hoof the more thrilling the time will be.

“I’m keen for a mad hoof this sesh.”
“What you guys been upto?” “Just hoofin.”
“Yeah Sheila loves a hoof”

hoof by HOOFDADDY June 14, 2018

Hoof

The erection of the lips of a female's vagina. Often associated with camel toe and euphoric sensations in females.

Guy 1: That chicka over there digs me something bad man!

Guy 2: What? How can you tell?

Guy 1: Dude, you can tell she's sporting a major hoof over me!

Hoof by Nearchow May 6, 2012

Hoof

The process of eating food really fast

At dinner time I hoofed my spag bol In less than 2 minutes

Hoof by hoofer88 January 11, 2020

hoof

To floor it in a vehicle. Usually refers to an automatic as it only requires acceleration and no gear stick action.

"When I get to that road in my Range Rover I always hoof it"

hoof by DXB09 August 12, 2009

hoof

walk

Go hoof to the store to get me more chocolates.

hoof by tk August 3, 2002