sangria in the sukkah

Being flogged with a lulav by a Rabbi until your ass bleeds, then having the etrog juice poured into the wound.

Ross's favorite Jewish holiday ritual was having sangria in the sukkah.

by Puntmuffer October 02, 2017

thicking

Thrusting and licking with one's tongue all at the same time

After their date night, Brian did a lot of thicking.

by Puntmuffer November 14, 2019

White fudge ding dong

What to call a white guy's dingleberry after anal sex.

Anne loves a white fudge ding dong before going to sleep.

by Puntmuffer September 27, 2017

Pretzel bites

A playful sex act that involves biting into the soft, salty and sweet lips of your partner after they've eaten a chocolate-covered pretzel.

Shannon loved getting pretzel bites at work, but not as much as Ben did.

by Puntmuffer September 24, 2017

hoisting the trophy

Lifting your partner during sex to get her in position so that you can get some back-door action.

There's no doubt Brian will be hoisting the trophy in a few weeks.

by Puntmuffer February 02, 2018

Legos in the shower

Jizz that's dried out and hardened on a shower floor.

Shira swore she'd never shower second again after almost stepping on the Legos in the shower.

by Puntmuffer October 25, 2017

Golden Queen

1. The epitome of physical perfection, especially as it relates to the vascular system.
2. RuPaul after a golden shower.
3. The successor to the back-door queen.
4. The eponymous band's output from 1974-1981.

You can call her a golden queen, but just don't call her an accountant.

by Puntmuffer October 15, 2018