Definitions by Puntmuffer

thicking 

Thrusting and licking with one's tongue all at the same time

After their date night, Brian did a lot of thicking.

thicking by Puntmuffer November 14, 2019

bad conduct discharge 

Ejaculate that leaks from your mistress's vagina after sex.

My army buddy just stared in disbelief at the bad conduct discharge that was lying on the bed - he had thought sex with the general's wife would cheer him up, but it was sex with her in the first place that led to his court martial.

bad conduct discharge by Puntmuffer October 23, 2018

Golden Queen 

1. The epitome of physical perfection, especially as it relates to the vascular system.
2. RuPaul after a golden shower.
3. The successor to the back-door queen.
4. The eponymous band's output from 1974-1981.

You can call her a golden queen, but just don't call her an accountant.

Golden Queen by Puntmuffer October 15, 2018

hoisting the trophy 

Lifting your partner during sex to get her in position so that you can get some back-door action.

There's no doubt Brian will be hoisting the trophy in a few weeks.

hoisting the trophy by Puntmuffer February 2, 2018

Going down under

1) Sucking Thor's hammer;
2) Teabagging Thor;
3) Pegging Thor;
4) Masturbating while thinking of Thor;
5) Taking ten days off in Australia.

Last night I told Lior that he is lucky I met him before Thor. I told him that I would be in Australia right now going down under.

Going down under by Puntmuffer October 28, 2017

Legos in the shower 

Jizz that's dried out and hardened on a shower floor.

Shira swore she'd never shower second again after almost stepping on the Legos in the shower.

Legos in the shower by Puntmuffer October 24, 2017

pocket fold 

Like scissoring, but when the two women also fold their upper bodies over each other.

Julie and Anne became experts at the pocket fold this afternoon.

pocket fold by Puntmuffer October 8, 2017