Puntmuffer's definitions
A playful sex act that involves biting into the soft, salty and sweet lips of your partner after they've eaten a chocolate-covered pretzel.
by Puntmuffer September 24, 2017
Get the Pretzel bitesmug. 1. The epitome of physical perfection, especially as it relates to the vascular system.
2. RuPaul after a golden shower.
3. The successor to the back-door queen.
4. The eponymous band's output from 1974-1981.
2. RuPaul after a golden shower.
3. The successor to the back-door queen.
4. The eponymous band's output from 1974-1981.
by Puntmuffer October 15, 2018
Get the Golden Queenmug. My army buddy just stared in disbelief at the bad conduct discharge that was lying on the bed - he had thought sex with the general's wife would cheer him up, but it was sex with her in the first place that led to his court martial.
by Puntmuffer October 23, 2018
Get the bad conduct dischargemug. by Puntmuffer November 14, 2019
Get the thickingmug. by Puntmuffer October 4, 2017
Get the Choke on a potatomug. by Puntmuffer October 24, 2017
Get the Legos in the showermug. by Puntmuffer October 8, 2017
Get the pocket foldmug.