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thicking

Thrusting and licking with one's tongue all at the same time
After their date night, Brian did a lot of thicking.
by Puntmuffer November 14, 2019
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pocket fold

Like scissoring, but when the two women also fold their upper bodies over each other.
Julie and Anne became experts at the pocket fold this afternoon.
by Puntmuffer October 8, 2017
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sangria in the sukkah

Being flogged with a lulav by a Rabbi until your ass bleeds, then having the etrog juice poured into the wound.
Ross's favorite Jewish holiday ritual was having sangria in the sukkah.
by Puntmuffer October 2, 2017
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bad conduct discharge

Ejaculate that leaks from your mistress's vagina after sex.
My army buddy just stared in disbelief at the bad conduct discharge that was lying on the bed - he had thought sex with the general's wife would cheer him up, but it was sex with her in the first place that led to his court martial.
by Puntmuffer October 23, 2018
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Going down under

1) Sucking Thor's hammer;
2) Teabagging Thor;
3) Pegging Thor;
4) Masturbating while thinking of Thor;
5) Taking ten days off in Australia.
Last night I told Lior that he is lucky I met him before Thor. I told him that I would be in Australia right now going down under.
by Puntmuffer October 28, 2017
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Pretzel bites

A playful sex act that involves biting into the soft, salty and sweet lips of your partner after they've eaten a chocolate-covered pretzel.
Shannon loved getting pretzel bites at work, but not as much as Ben did.
by Puntmuffer September 24, 2017
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Golden Queen

1. The epitome of physical perfection, especially as it relates to the vascular system.
2. RuPaul after a golden shower.
3. The successor to the back-door queen.
4. The eponymous band's output from 1974-1981.
You can call her a golden queen, but just don't call her an accountant.
by Puntmuffer October 15, 2018
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