Puntmuffer's definitions

Pretzel bites

A playful sex act that involves biting into the soft, salty and sweet lips of your partner after they've eaten a chocolate-covered pretzel.

Shannon loved getting pretzel bites at work, but not as much as Ben did.

by Puntmuffer September 24, 2017

Golden Queen

1. The epitome of physical perfection, especially as it relates to the vascular system.
2. RuPaul after a golden shower.
3. The successor to the back-door queen.
4. The eponymous band's output from 1974-1981.

You can call her a golden queen, but just don't call her an accountant.

by Puntmuffer October 15, 2018

bad conduct discharge

Ejaculate that leaks from your mistress's vagina after sex.

My army buddy just stared in disbelief at the bad conduct discharge that was lying on the bed - he had thought sex with the general's wife would cheer him up, but it was sex with her in the first place that led to his court martial.

by Puntmuffer October 23, 2018

thicking

Thrusting and licking with one's tongue all at the same time

After their date night, Brian did a lot of thicking.

by Puntmuffer November 14, 2019

Choke on a potato

What to call it when you're teabagging someone with massive balls and you start to gag.

Ari was afraid he'd choke on a potato at lunch today.

by Puntmuffer October 4, 2017

Legos in the shower

Jizz that's dried out and hardened on a shower floor.

Shira swore she'd never shower second again after almost stepping on the Legos in the shower.

by Puntmuffer October 24, 2017

pocket fold

Like scissoring, but when the two women also fold their upper bodies over each other.

Julie and Anne became experts at the pocket fold this afternoon.

by Puntmuffer October 8, 2017