masturvate

Fucking it with a stick

I masturvate my dad

by Penn213123 March 30, 2018

masturvation

a prop or tool used for motivation whilst in the throws of self help (wanking). possibly porn more commonly textile objects. the physical spank bank.

"hey look what i stole of your mum's washing line im gonna use it for masturvation"

by masturvator March 03, 2008

Masturvation

The act of pleasuring oneself on an empty stomach

I’m out of food until pay day, so I’m practicing masturvation to take my mind off of it.

by Warrelle August 13, 2019