mark86's definitions

Elimination Jerkoff

When a group of men elect someone from the group to do a task that none of them want to do. This involves the group of men to get naked lay down on their backs in a circle, then (in a clockwise fashion) the first gets hard and "eliminates" the guy next to him all over his face, and so on.

Guy 1: Alright guys someone has to go watch that jennifer garner movie with her.

Guy 2: Only one way to settle this, elimination jerkoff!

by mark86 May 30, 2009

asbestos

verb. to do the best possible in any activity or function.

He is doing asbestos he can to solve the problem.

by mark86 May 29, 2005

benign

verb. the age one becomes after eight.

joe will benign after his birthday next week.

by mark86 May 29, 2005

toyght

adj. The dutch version of tight

You have a toyght body, I can tell from toyght pants, toyght like toyger.

by mark86 March 5, 2007

spermicide

noun. the act of jacking off high up on the edge of building.

Did you here about the guy who commited spermicide on the empire state building, he ruined about 20 people's hair.

by mark86 March 5, 2007

japanese fire drill

noun. When a man lubes up his cock with wasabi before fucking a woman.

I gave her such an intense japanese fire drill she had to pour milk down her flange.

by mark86 March 5, 2007

masteurdate

noun. when one takes oneself out on a date in which the ultimate prize is masteurbation.

I had such a good masteurdate last night, I got about 5mL of proof if you dont believe me.

by mark86 March 5, 2007