benign

verb. the age one becomes after eight.

joe will benign after his birthday next week.

by mark86 May 29, 2005

toyght

adj. The dutch version of tight

You have a toyght body, I can tell from toyght pants, toyght like toyger.

by mark86 March 05, 2007

optical titlusion

When a woman wears a wonder bra (or something similar) to make her boobs seem like they are of high caliber when in reality they are bologna tits or tig ol sloppies.

Guy 1: Did you see the rack of lamb on that?

Guy 2: Are you retarded dude no way with that skinny frame, it's a total optical titlusion.

by mark86 March 06, 2009

masteurdate

noun. when one takes oneself out on a date in which the ultimate prize is masteurbation.

I had such a good masteurdate last night, I got about 5mL of proof if you dont believe me.

by mark86 March 05, 2007

Bear Trap

A bra, for a girl who has massive boobs (like DD+), with multiple hook fastners in the back.

Did you see the size of her babalons; I can't believe those mogambos are natural, she must need a bear trap to restrain them.

by mark86 February 22, 2009

japanese fire drill

noun. When a man lubes up his cock with wasabi before fucking a woman.

I gave her such an intense japanese fire drill she had to pour milk down her flange.

by mark86 March 05, 2007

asbestos

verb. to do the best possible in any activity or function.

He is doing asbestos he can to solve the problem.

by mark86 May 29, 2005