Masturhate

(v) Masturbating to imagery of a person that you cannot stand.

I masturhated to Margaret the other day.

by belial10 March 10, 2015

Masturhate

Masturbating while fantasizing about someone you strongly dislike/detest.

I masturhate thinking about Zac Efron.

by Eco-oreo10 December 12, 2009

Masturhate

When you masturbate about someone who you despise. This can be done to achieve climax, or simply to confirm your hatred of someone.

Dude, I just masturhated so hard on Gwyneth Paltrow.

Why? That lady's a bitch!

Exactly!

by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

Masturhate

When one person prevents another from masturbating by being in their presence. It is a cockblock that only affects a single person. It can be accomplished by a roommate that just won't leave the apartment, a parent that won't go to bed, or even a pet that won't leave the room.

Hey, don't masturhate bro. Just leave the house for like 10 minutes and I'll be done real quick.

by Etserganeo July 8, 2010

masturhate

A portmanteau of masturbate and hate. To hate something or someone so much as to masturbate and ejaculate on them.

I hated the school paper so much I rolled it up and masturhated on it.

by hograndax March 16, 2009

masturhate

to masturbate and cry while experiencing intense feelings of self-loathing and depression. Generally done in a corner of a dark room.

Cleo likes to masturhate on Friday nights while listening to Depeche Mode and pouring hot candle wax on himself and his cats.

by Melrose927 April 5, 2010

Masturhate

An action performed when you are very angry at and yet also extremely turned on by someone at the same time

That bitch Christina keyed my car, i’m gonna go masturhate to pics of her massive tits

by masturhatetome September 30, 2018