Masturhate
Masturhate by belial10 March 10, 2015
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Masturhate
Masturhate by Eco-oreo10 December 12, 2009
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Masturhate
When you masturbate about someone who you despise. This can be done to achieve climax, or simply to confirm your hatred of someone.
Masturhate by GayBlaine October 9, 2014
Masturhate
When one person prevents another from masturbating by being in their presence. It is a cockblock that only affects a single person. It can be accomplished by a roommate that just won't leave the apartment, a parent that won't go to bed, or even a pet that won't leave the room.
Masturhate by Etserganeo July 8, 2010
masturhate
A portmanteau of masturbate and hate. To hate something or someone so much as to masturbate and ejaculate on them.
masturhate by hograndax March 16, 2009
masturhate
to masturbate and cry while experiencing intense feelings of self-loathing and depression. Generally done in a corner of a dark room.
Cleo likes to masturhate on Friday nights while listening to Depeche Mode and pouring hot candle wax on himself and his cats.
masturhate by Melrose927 April 5, 2010
Masturhate
An action performed when you are very angry at and yet also extremely turned on by someone at the same time
Masturhate by masturhatetome September 30, 2018