A term that was first coined on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Masturdate is an intentional pun of masturbate. In this lewd yet satisfying activity, one will engage on an ordinary date with his/herself and with the objective to impress and please only themself. Usually, a successful masturdate is followed by myriad hours of masturbation.

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To take oneself out when one has no date

Doing things that one would normally do as a couple. Such as seeing a movie or eating out. Usually happens after a breakup.

To stay at home and Masturbate instead of going out and doing anything else. It's a date, that rarely ends bad.

Refers to the time frame in a long term relationship; most often after cohabitation has lasted over the one to two year mark, in which one or both parties begins to masturbate more than having sexual intercourse.

Masturbating before a date so you don't think about sex the whole date. As seen in "There's Something About Mary."