A term that was first coined on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Masturdate is an intentional pun of masturbate. In this lewd yet satisfying activity, one will engage on an ordinary date with his/herself and with the objective to impress and please only themself. Usually, a successful masturdate is followed by myriad hours of masturbation.

To take oneself out when one has no date

To stay at home and Masturbate instead of going out and doing anything else. It's a date, that rarely ends bad.

Doing things that one would normally do as a couple. Such as seeing a movie or eating out. Usually happens after a breakup.

Masturbating before a date so you don't think about sex the whole date. As seen in "There's Something About Mary."

A term synonymous with Skypesex, refers to a scheduled arrangement involving two ore more parties wherein mutual masturbation is conducted over a video chat session.

Going on a date with someone you know is going to give you a handjob, and you'll gladly give them one too.