by Dunnja December 29, 2014
Get the Masturmate mug.When you and your partner masturbate together. Note its not to each other. Both doing it at the same time
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Get the Masturmate mug.A more extensive version of masturbating in which the host uses outside inanimate objects for pleasureable purposes.
"Hey dude, I had to masturmate with only a toilet roll and a celery stick. It was painful but it got the job done."
by Graham Corporate April 15, 2008
Get the Masturmate mug.Originating from the word "estimate", to masturmate is to guess how much longer one can last while masturbating.
Barbara had ten minutes in between meetings, so after a quick masturmate she decided to flick the bean to relax.
by imitt12 March 12, 2016
Get the Masturmate mug.The stalemate caused by two or more people attempting to masturbate in a public bathroom. Both of the individuals are self respecting, so they will not masturbate while the other remains in the bathroom. This situation results in both parties never leaving the bathroom, and it can result in either party getting hemorrhoids from sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time.
I had to take a crap this morning, but there was a major masturmate, so there weren't any stalls open.
by XYZDRAGONCANNON September 8, 2016
Get the Masturmate mug.Masturbate and switch — the erotic KINK of having sex with one person while thinking of another; or, of talking dirty to a sexual partner and allowing them to verbally — either from your mouth or theirs — acknowledge deep sexual attraction for another person; or, for an extreme sexual scenario.
This is not a practice for the sexually insecure — unless insecurity is your particular KINK!!!!!
On the one hand, if one wants to enjoy the depth sexuality of another, the partner has to be made to feel comfortable physically, mentally and spiritually.
On the other hand, one would have to ask if their ego is strong enough to facilitate the unbridled sexuality and fantasy life of another.
Well…you don’t hit home runs unless you swing for the fences. And, on the other hand, if you swing too hard and miss YOU CAN STRIKE OUT!!!!!!
Unless you are a “sex-pert” DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!!!!
But if you are ever semi-single in Negril at a Club Med — and you didn’t hear this from me — give it a shot!!!!!!!
Remember: NOT A PRACTICE FOR THE SEXUALLY TIMID AND INSECURE!!!!!!
This is not a practice for the sexually insecure — unless insecurity is your particular KINK!!!!!
On the one hand, if one wants to enjoy the depth sexuality of another, the partner has to be made to feel comfortable physically, mentally and spiritually.
On the other hand, one would have to ask if their ego is strong enough to facilitate the unbridled sexuality and fantasy life of another.
Well…you don’t hit home runs unless you swing for the fences. And, on the other hand, if you swing too hard and miss YOU CAN STRIKE OUT!!!!!!
Unless you are a “sex-pert” DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!!!!
But if you are ever semi-single in Negril at a Club Med — and you didn’t hear this from me — give it a shot!!!!!!!
Remember: NOT A PRACTICE FOR THE SEXUALLY TIMID AND INSECURE!!!!!!
Him: Wow, that was a quick orgasm, babe!!! You must have been really horny.
Her: Naw. I did a masturbate and switch and IT GOT REALLY GOOD TO ME!!!!!!
Him: Tell me what you were thinking so I can masturbate and switch, too!!!!!!!!!
Her: Naw. I did a masturbate and switch and IT GOT REALLY GOOD TO ME!!!!!!
Him: Tell me what you were thinking so I can masturbate and switch, too!!!!!!!!!
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