keusching

keusching (pronounced kirsching) is the art of masterbating while you are staying in a house that is not your own.

SHANE: dude, were u keusching last night....i heard wierd things coming from the guest room...

SEAN: you heard something COMING from the guest room all right *winks*

SHANE: sexxyyyy

by shane egone October 4, 2009

Kuching

The capital of Sarawak, Kuching is is the 4th largest urban area in Malaysia and with probably the best quality of life. It is a beautiful, green, laid-back city with non racist people (comprised of mostly Chinese, then Malays and Dayaks)- which is a like far-away dream in most parts of Malaysia. Most only 'learnt how to become' racist after staying for some time in West Malaysia. Intermarriage especially among the Chinese and Dayaks are common. Kuching has the best of both worlds - the facilities of a modern city and the strong community ties of a small town. In short, Kuching is a wonderful place to live in but a mindnumbingly boring place for tourists.

Contrary to what quite a lot of West Malaysians think, Kuching people are not uneducated and 'ulu'. The fact is most Kuchingites can speak better English then them. Kuching also ranks as the no. 2 highest average household income.

Most Kuchingites have the same hobby - eating. This is why there are so many kopitiams over here. Our most famous foods are the kolo mee, laksa Sarawak, kacangma and midin belacan.

Kuching is developing at a very pace rapid pace and this is not neccesarily a good thing. Rising crime, traffic jams, several new malls, and more coming soon might turn Kuching into another unlivable metropolis. Currently however, crime and traffic are still much better than in other large cities in Malaysia.

Noooo.. Kuching, you're beautiful just the way you are! Don't grow up too fast! T_T

Kuchingite driving around: Haiyo why Kuching so boring one no place to go one? All the same things nia.

Another Kuchingite: Nevermind la. Can go eat again lor.

by MimiLala March 7, 2008

krushing kyle

Krushing Kyle is a gentleman, a lover, and a Scholar. At no point in Krushing Kyle's day is he not Krushing. If one were to integrate the amount of Krushing the Kyle does within a single day, it would equate to a vertical tangent of snap prime.

Hey Krushing Kyle, have you been krushing her??
Of course, why else would she be limping?

by Anita Hanjaab September 27, 2013

Kuching

The act of stiffing someone on a tip and smiling in their face.

That table just had a $200 tab and all I received was a nice kuching.

by Playboy Vic February 16, 2019

Kutching

Texting every girl on your phone asking if they want to go to 3rd base with them

Guy 1: I got really bored last night, so I went Kutching
Guy 2: how did you do?
Guy 1: 45 for 100, but I asked them to come at different times and days. It's going to be a long and fun month.

by Jake Zudi January 17, 2011

kerching

onomatopoeia for the sound of a cash register or a fruit machine paying out.

Would have been acceptable to use three years ago. but after a childrens television show 'Kerching' was launched this term is now only used for sarcasm.

'Get this yeah, my younger got a paper round and is gettin 40 a week'

'Kerching'

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'If i buy cans from multi packs and sell them by themselves i can get 3p of each can'

'(sarcasm) kerching'

by broder October 23, 2005

Klutching

The use of hemorrhoid cream for the purpose of achieving a muscular and 'ripped' physique prior to a night of clubbing.

"Yo homeboy, we gonna klutch for that killer rave on the 27th?"

"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."

"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."

by vERM69 June 9, 2008