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Klutching 

The use of hemorrhoid cream for the purpose of achieving a muscular and 'ripped' physique prior to a night of clubbing.
"Yo homeboy, we gonna klutch for that killer rave on the 27th?"

"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."

"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."
Klutching by vERM69 June 9, 2008
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Klutching 

The use of hemorrhoid cream for the purpose of achieving a muscular and 'ripped' physique prior to a night of clubbing.
"Yo homeboy, we gonna klutch for that killer rave on the 27th?"

"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."

"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."
Klutching by vERM69 June 10, 2008

klutching candy cane 

Getting a bj from a girl and having her finish you off with one hand and cum in her otherone therefore licking the hand to finish the jon
Man this girl the other day gave me a klutching candy cane it was fantastic and gross at the same time!
klutching candy cane by drofan November 5, 2010

Clutching Bungle 

To be in dire need of a shit
Any chance I can cut in the queue, mate? I'm clutching bungle here!
Clutching Bungle by Mondo Prime April 22, 2009

Double Clutching 

Finger blasting two chicks simultaneously from behind in a public setting, preferably on the dance floor while wearing sunglasses
Nate: Yo did you see Sam out on the dance floor?
Jake: Finger blasting those two hussies?
Nate: Yeah he was double clutching the shit out of them!
Jake: WOW! I gotta get me two hoes to double clutch!
Double Clutching by DilboGaggins420 October 25, 2018

baby's arm clutching a plum 

A very large penis. About equivilent in size to a baby's arm, the the head being the size and general color of a plum.
Mary: Did you see the size of that thing?
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.
When one visits the nightclub Klute in Durham, it is advised that this is done drunk
Are we Kluting tonight?
kluting by matty matty matty boy November 22, 2010
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