Klutching
The use of hemorrhoid cream for the purpose of achieving a muscular and 'ripped' physique prior to a night of clubbing.
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Klutching
The use of hemorrhoid cream for the purpose of achieving a muscular and 'ripped' physique prior to a night of clubbing.
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Klutching • klutching candy cane • klatching • knutching • Kutching • clutching • Kuching • Kitching • Klucking • clutching at straws
klutching candy cane
Getting a bj from a girl and having her finish you off with one hand and cum in her otherone therefore licking the hand to finish the jon
Man this girl the other day gave me a klutching candy cane it was fantastic and gross at the same time!
klutching candy cane by drofan November 5, 2010
Clutching Bungle
Clutching Bungle by Mondo Prime April 22, 2009
Double Clutching
Finger blasting two chicks simultaneously from behind in a public setting, preferably on the dance floor while wearing sunglasses
Nate: Yo did you see Sam out on the dance floor?
Jake: Finger blasting those two hussies?
Nate: Yeah he was double clutching the shit out of them!
Jake: WOW! I gotta get me two hoes to double clutch!
Jake: Finger blasting those two hussies?
Nate: Yeah he was double clutching the shit out of them!
Jake: WOW! I gotta get me two hoes to double clutch!
Double Clutching by DilboGaggins420 October 25, 2018
baby's arm clutching a plum
A very large penis. About equivilent in size to a baby's arm, the the head being the size and general color of a plum.
Mary: Did you see the size of that thing?
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.
baby's arm clutching a plum by Jumpingrat November 10, 2008
kluting
kluting by matty matty matty boy November 22, 2010
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