The use of hemorrhoid cream for the purpose of achieving a muscular and 'ripped' physique prior to a night of clubbing.
"Yo homeboy, we gonna klutch for that killer rave on the 27th?"
"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."
"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."
"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."
"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."
by vERM69 June 9, 2008
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"Yo homeboy, we gonna klutch for that killer rave on the 27th?"
"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."
"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."
"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."
"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."
by vERM69 June 10, 2008
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Getting a bj from a girl and having her finish you off with one hand and cum in her otherone therefore licking the hand to finish the jon
Man this girl the other day gave me a klutching candy cane it was fantastic and gross at the same time!
by drofan November 5, 2010
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Get the Clutching Bungle mug.Finger blasting two chicks simultaneously from behind in a public setting, preferably on the dance floor while wearing sunglasses
Nate: Yo did you see Sam out on the dance floor?
Jake: Finger blasting those two hussies?
Nate: Yeah he was double clutching the shit out of them!
Jake: WOW! I gotta get me two hoes to double clutch!
Jake: Finger blasting those two hussies?
Nate: Yeah he was double clutching the shit out of them!
Jake: WOW! I gotta get me two hoes to double clutch!
by DilboGaggins420 October 25, 2018
Get the Double Clutching mug.A very large penis. About equivilent in size to a baby's arm, the the head being the size and general color of a plum.
Mary: Did you see the size of that thing?
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.
by Jumpingrat November 10, 2008
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