Kutching

Texting every girl on your phone asking if they want to go to 3rd base with them

Guy 1: I got really bored last night, so I went Kutching
Guy 2: how did you do?
Guy 1: 45 for 100, but I asked them to come at different times and days. It's going to be a long and fun month.

by Jake Zudi January 17, 2011

Kuching

The capital of Sarawak, Kuching is is the 4th largest urban area in Malaysia and with probably the best quality of life. It is a beautiful, green, laid-back city with non racist people (comprised of mostly Chinese, then Malays and Dayaks)- which is a like far-away dream in most parts of Malaysia. Most only 'learnt how to become' racist after staying for some time in West Malaysia. Intermarriage especially among the Chinese and Dayaks are common. Kuching has the best of both worlds - the facilities of a modern city and the strong community ties of a small town. In short, Kuching is a wonderful place to live in but a mindnumbingly boring place for tourists.

Contrary to what quite a lot of West Malaysians think, Kuching people are not uneducated and 'ulu'. The fact is most Kuchingites can speak better English then them. Kuching also ranks as the no. 2 highest average household income.

Most Kuchingites have the same hobby - eating. This is why there are so many kopitiams over here. Our most famous foods are the kolo mee, laksa Sarawak, kacangma and midin belacan.

Kuching is developing at a very pace rapid pace and this is not neccesarily a good thing. Rising crime, traffic jams, several new malls, and more coming soon might turn Kuching into another unlivable metropolis. Currently however, crime and traffic are still much better than in other large cities in Malaysia.

Noooo.. Kuching, you're beautiful just the way you are! Don't grow up too fast! T_T

Kuchingite driving around: Haiyo why Kuching so boring one no place to go one? All the same things nia.

Another Kuchingite: Nevermind la. Can go eat again lor.

by MimiLala March 7, 2008

kotching

when your chillin' in your house/yard. or just chillin somewhere

im kotching at ma yard
im kotching with this boy

by Lady N-Tice June 7, 2003

Kuching

The act of stiffing someone on a tip and smiling in their face.

That table just had a $200 tab and all I received was a nice kuching.

by Playboy Vic February 16, 2019

Audrey Kitching

Model, Hairdresser and "Scenequeen". Made e-famous as the now ex girlfriend of Travis Richter of From First To Last as well as Brendon Urie of Panic! at the Disco. Born July 26, 1985 she is currently working on a new project called Trashy Life with friend Zui Suicide, one of the models for the suicide girls group. Although it's Zui's career, they will have no nudity included, Trashy Life is for photoshoots, travel journals, and possibly television, as they have the shoot for their tv pilot episode coming up very soon.

Audrey Kitching changes her hair more than some people do underwear, but I love her for it.

by Torso Takes 2nd September 21, 2008

Kitching out

To agree to meet at a place for an event or activity only to not show.

"Dude Tim said he'd come out for beers but a half hour later he still aint here"

"I know man Tim always is Kitching out"

by kavinblackbarr August 20, 2009

Audrey Kitching

Audrey is an internet scene queen who is most popular for having pink hair. She does a lot of promotion and partner work on/with the social networking site Buzznet. Her modeling is always under great criticism, but whether you love her or hate her, she does not seem to be going away anytime soon. Her grammar and spelling are an embarrassment - even to an uneducated person. She has been very lucky to walk the runway for fashion designer Jared Gold, especially given that she is only 5'4". Some people say that she is a wanna be factory girl - she and Linda Strawberry did a performance piece that was once displayed in the Andy Warhol museum.

Audrey Kitching is a pink haired model in L.A. She is far too skinny and should put less food on her head and more in her mouth.

by CheekyBottom July 26, 2009