Greg: I hear Will's home with a cold today.
Harry: That bitch must be Keiching! Let's break his legs after work.
Greg: Yeah!
Harry: That bitch must be Keiching! Let's break his legs after work.
Greg: Yeah!
by The_Fruggle_Bunny November 02, 2021
by David from Kingsbury January 28, 2004
Scottish jobby. Approx 9"-14" in length (varying thickness) and must protrude from the water in the bowl of the toilet pan and look as though it's "keichin' oot the water"
Went to see some friends off to the coast and had a monster keich..... looked like the Loch Ness Monster trying to climb oot the lavvy
by Baku Goose July 13, 2009