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onomatopoeia for the sound of a cash register or a fruit machine paying out.

Would have been acceptable to use three years ago. but after a childrens television show 'Kerching' was launched this term is now only used for sarcasm.
'Get this yeah, my younger got a paper round and is gettin 40 a week'

'Kerching'

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'If i buy cans from multi packs and sell them by themselves i can get 3p of each can'

'(sarcasm) kerching'
kerching by broder October 23, 2005

keithing 

the act of staring at another with no intention to convey and idea or thought. usually with glassy eyes and a tilted head like a dog being confused.
"quit keithing me, you are starting to freak me out."
keithing by towguy October 8, 2013

Kelching 

To give a Hooker a Hot Shot and try to finish sexually before her body turns cold.
Dave went on a kelching spree last night
Kelching by Tireman June 25, 2019

Keithing around 

verb / gerund

To live a rockstar lifestyle of sex, low carbs and music, as a retiree on a small, expensive island.

Person 1:

Hey man, what you doing today?

Person 2:

Not much, I’m just Keithing around.
Person 1:

When I retire, I just want to be Keithing around. Chase young skirt, play my guitar and live the good life.
Keithing around by Bermuder April 24, 2023
The word that is still used for money - sometimes. It resembles a cash register or a fruit machine paying out the kerching.

Unfortunately some knob jockey decided that it is fun to make it into a TV show now I can't use it anymore
Taj: Kerching
Seymore: You lawnmower
Taj: You mobile phone
Seymore: You battery
Danny: You nigga
Taj + Seymore: Get that fucking honkey biatch
kerching by Forces May 1, 2006

Kerching-ing 

Kerching-ing is when you paint your dick gold, then have sex with a girl. When you're about to cum, pull out, jizz on her face, throw a load of Monopoly money at her and shout "KER-CHING!".

Also known as a dirty millionaire, or a million dollar sticky.
"Dude, I was totally kerching-ing that girl at the party last night!"

"No wonder she isn't talking to you."
Kerching-ing by Travis-T September 10, 2012
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