hemorrhoid

Slang for someone who is tailgating you in a very annoying fashion.
Man! I wish that hemorrhoid would get off my ass and go around me!
by leftykittykat March 26, 2012
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An irate little man that pops out of your butthole and screams at you to stop grunting and wiping your ass so hard. He also punishes you for eating Mcdonalds everyday and drinking a case of beer every night.
But since most people get them it's probably just from having an enormous network of pulsating veins at the end of your poopshoot.
Aiiiiieee !!! The little man is back. He screamed at me for sneezing while I was taking a dump.
by Poster Nutbag June 06, 2003
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80% of the US population is likely to experience hemorrhoids at some point in their lives. It's pretty damn painful.
by Darius Janeway April 18, 2003
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An itching of the bum or painful mass of diolated veins in swollen butthole tissue. Blood or mucus is most likely discharged
That fatty fatty boom batty over there has hemorrhoids and is bleeding out of his anus and he wants you to touch it!!
by alisha November 30, 2002
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a varicose condition of the external or internal rectal veins causing painful swellings at the anus. Syn: piles.

Origin
G. haimorrhois, pl. haimorrhoides, veins likely to bleed, fr. haima, blood, + rhoia, a flow

"a pain in the ass"---OR my ex-wife
I need to go buy some more Preparation-H, my hemorrhoid wants more alamony
by buck_futter_jr June 20, 2003
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That guys has a serious case of hemorrhoids! I'm talking those anus boils were falling out of his ass all over the place!
by Krazy K December 22, 2002
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what Cheney and Bush are... one big pain in the a**...
Man stop being such a hemorrhoid!!
by A giant sinkhole July 18, 2006
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