kerching

onomatopoeia for the sound of a cash register or a fruit machine paying out.

Would have been acceptable to use three years ago. but after a childrens television show 'Kerching' was launched this term is now only used for sarcasm.

'Get this yeah, my younger got a paper round and is gettin 40 a week'

'Kerching'

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'If i buy cans from multi packs and sell them by themselves i can get 3p of each can'

'(sarcasm) kerching'

kerching by broder October 23, 2005

kerching

The word that is still used for money - sometimes. It resembles a cash register or a fruit machine paying out the kerching.

Unfortunately some knob jockey decided that it is fun to make it into a TV show now I can't use it anymore

Taj: Kerching
Seymore: You lawnmower
Taj: You mobile phone
Seymore: You battery
Danny: You nigga
Taj + Seymore: Get that fucking honkey biatch

kerching by Forces May 1, 2006

Kerching-ing 

Kerching-ing is when you paint your dick gold, then have sex with a girl. When you're about to cum, pull out, jizz on her face, throw a load of Monopoly money at her and shout "KER-CHING!".

Also known as a dirty millionaire, or a million dollar sticky.

"Dude, I was totally kerching-ing that girl at the party last night!"

"No wonder she isn't talking to you."

Kerching-ing by Travis-T September 10, 2012

Keiching 

verb. The act of skipping school or work due to a minor illness, injury, or condition.

Greg: I hear Will's home with a cold today.
Harry: That bitch must be Keiching! Let's break his legs after work.
Greg: Yeah!

Keiching by The_Fruggle_Bunny November 2, 2021

kerchigga 

when you are black but love memes the same as the other white memelords

white guy "lol don't text someone saying I say kerchew instead huhuhhaha"
black guy"hey am I allowed to use this terminology as well my fellow bretheren"
white guy"lmao no fuck off go eat an ass"
black guy "lel k kerchigga my nigga"
*mic drops*
*ultimate by denzel curry plays*
*fidget spinners spin wildly*

kerchigga by 22the12the12the3 May 31, 2017

Karching 

The act of ruining something enjoyable by providing unwanted and/or unpleasant commentary, criticism, or insight which, although perhaps accurate, nevertheless denigrates the aforementioned enjoyable experience.

Peanuts are not nuts. They are legumes.

Why are you Karching my mellow?!?!?

Karching by Virginia Dude March 14, 2022

Kerchink 

The feeling of being on the verge of sneezing when, in fact, you are not.

I stopped my sentence midway to sneeze, but I soon realized it was just a kerchink. What the fuck.

Kerchink by Dingl3b3rry February 23, 2009