kirsching

Totally misrepresenting and lying about one's ability to read and represent medical information. Often combined with sales of supplements, podcasts with other miscreants, and a total loss of integrity and morals. To be "kirsching" is to be fucking things up.

Steve is kirsching again about autism.

Kirsching is the best way to lose one's credibility.

by Jenny Smith May 8, 2024

kirsching

Totally misrepresenting and lying about one's ability to read and represent medical information. Often combined with sales of supplements, podcasts with other miscreants, and a total loss of integrity and morals. To be "kirsching" is to be fucking things up in the milieu of lost medicos.

Steve is kirsching again about autism.

Kirsching is the best way to lose one's credibility.

by Jenny Smith May 8, 2024

keusching

keusching (pronounced kirsching) is the art of masterbating while you are staying in a house that is not your own.

SHANE: dude, were u keusching last night....i heard wierd things coming from the guest room...

SEAN: you heard something COMING from the guest room all right *winks*

SHANE: sexxyyyy

by shane egone October 4, 2009

Audrey Kitching

Model, Hairdresser and "Scenequeen". Made e-famous as the now ex girlfriend of Travis Richter of From First To Last as well as Brendon Urie of Panic! at the Disco. Born July 26, 1985 she is currently working on a new project called Trashy Life with friend Zui Suicide, one of the models for the suicide girls group. Although it's Zui's career, they will have no nudity included, Trashy Life is for photoshoots, travel journals, and possibly television, as they have the shoot for their tv pilot episode coming up very soon.

Audrey Kitching changes her hair more than some people do underwear, but I love her for it.

by Torso Takes 2nd September 21, 2008

kerching

onomatopoeia for the sound of a cash register or a fruit machine paying out.

Would have been acceptable to use three years ago. but after a childrens television show 'Kerching' was launched this term is now only used for sarcasm.

'Get this yeah, my younger got a paper round and is gettin 40 a week'

'Kerching'

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'If i buy cans from multi packs and sell them by themselves i can get 3p of each can'

'(sarcasm) kerching'

by broder October 23, 2005

Kitching out

To agree to meet at a place for an event or activity only to not show.

"Dude Tim said he'd come out for beers but a half hour later he still aint here"

"I know man Tim always is Kitching out"

by kavinblackbarr August 20, 2009

Audrey Kitching

Audrey is an internet scene queen who is most popular for having pink hair. She does a lot of promotion and partner work on/with the social networking site Buzznet. Her modeling is always under great criticism, but whether you love her or hate her, she does not seem to be going away anytime soon. Her grammar and spelling are an embarrassment - even to an uneducated person. She has been very lucky to walk the runway for fashion designer Jared Gold, especially given that she is only 5'4". Some people say that she is a wanna be factory girl - she and Linda Strawberry did a performance piece that was once displayed in the Andy Warhol museum.

Audrey Kitching is a pink haired model in L.A. She is far too skinny and should put less food on her head and more in her mouth.

by CheekyBottom July 26, 2009