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kirsching 

Totally misrepresenting and lying about one's ability to read and represent medical information. Often combined with sales of supplements, podcasts with other miscreants, and a total loss of integrity and morals. To be "kirsching" is to be fucking things up.
Steve is kirsching again about autism.

Kirsching is the best way to lose one's credibility.
kirsching by Jenny Smith May 8, 2024
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kirsching 

Totally misrepresenting and lying about one's ability to read and represent medical information. Often combined with sales of supplements, podcasts with other miscreants, and a total loss of integrity and morals. To be "kirsching" is to be fucking things up in the milieu of lost medicos.
Steve is kirsching again about autism.

Kirsching is the best way to lose one's credibility.
kirsching by Jenny Smith May 8, 2024
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keusching 

keusching (pronounced kirsching) is the art of masterbating while you are staying in a house that is not your own.
SHANE: dude, were u keusching last night....i heard wierd things coming from the guest room...

SEAN: you heard something COMING from the guest room all right *winks*

SHANE: sexxyyyy
keusching by shane egone October 4, 2009

Audrey Kitching 

Model, Hairdresser and "Scenequeen". Made e-famous as the now ex girlfriend of Travis Richter of From First To Last as well as Brendon Urie of Panic! at the Disco. Born July 26, 1985 she is currently working on a new project called Trashy Life with friend Zui Suicide, one of the models for the suicide girls group. Although it's Zui's career, they will have no nudity included, Trashy Life is for photoshoots, travel journals, and possibly television, as they have the shoot for their tv pilot episode coming up very soon.
Audrey Kitching changes her hair more than some people do underwear, but I love her for it.
Audrey Kitching by Torso Takes 2nd September 21, 2008
onomatopoeia for the sound of a cash register or a fruit machine paying out.

Would have been acceptable to use three years ago. but after a childrens television show 'Kerching' was launched this term is now only used for sarcasm.
'Get this yeah, my younger got a paper round and is gettin 40 a week'

'Kerching'

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'If i buy cans from multi packs and sell them by themselves i can get 3p of each can'

'(sarcasm) kerching'
kerching by broder October 23, 2005

Kitching out 

To agree to meet at a place for an event or activity only to not show.
"Dude Tim said he'd come out for beers but a half hour later he still aint here"

"I know man Tim always is Kitching out"
Kitching out by kavinblackbarr August 20, 2009

Audrey Kitching 

Audrey is an internet scene queen who is most popular for having pink hair. She does a lot of promotion and partner work on/with the social networking site Buzznet. Her modeling is always under great criticism, but whether you love her or hate her, she does not seem to be going away anytime soon. Her grammar and spelling are an embarrassment - even to an uneducated person. She has been very lucky to walk the runway for fashion designer Jared Gold, especially given that she is only 5'4". Some people say that she is a wanna be factory girl - she and Linda Strawberry did a performance piece that was once displayed in the Andy Warhol museum.
Audrey Kitching is a pink haired model in L.A. She is far too skinny and should put less food on her head and more in her mouth.
Audrey Kitching by CheekyBottom July 26, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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