Kelching 

To give a Hooker a Hot Shot and try to finish sexually before her body turns cold.

Dave went on a kelching spree last night

Kelching by Tireman June 25, 2019

Kelching 

The act of spreading another persons anus and sticking your head inside.

Yo, did you see Henry kelching George?

Kelching by plaguehvh January 26, 2025

kerching

onomatopoeia for the sound of a cash register or a fruit machine paying out.

Would have been acceptable to use three years ago. but after a childrens television show 'Kerching' was launched this term is now only used for sarcasm.

'Get this yeah, my younger got a paper round and is gettin 40 a week'

'Kerching'

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'If i buy cans from multi packs and sell them by themselves i can get 3p of each can'

'(sarcasm) kerching'

kerching by broder October 23, 2005

Keiching 

verb. The act of skipping school or work due to a minor illness, injury, or condition.

Greg: I hear Will's home with a cold today.
Harry: That bitch must be Keiching! Let's break his legs after work.
Greg: Yeah!

Keiching by The_Fruggle_Bunny November 2, 2021

kerching

The word that is still used for money - sometimes. It resembles a cash register or a fruit machine paying out the kerching.

Unfortunately some knob jockey decided that it is fun to make it into a TV show now I can't use it anymore

Taj: Kerching
Seymore: You lawnmower
Taj: You mobile phone
Seymore: You battery
Danny: You nigga
Taj + Seymore: Get that fucking honkey biatch

kerching by Forces May 1, 2006

Kerching-ing 

Kerching-ing is when you paint your dick gold, then have sex with a girl. When you're about to cum, pull out, jizz on her face, throw a load of Monopoly money at her and shout "KER-CHING!".

Also known as a dirty millionaire, or a million dollar sticky.

"Dude, I was totally kerching-ing that girl at the party last night!"

"No wonder she isn't talking to you."

Kerching-ing by Travis-T September 10, 2012

ketching 

Metaphorically sound of success. Like a cash register sound effect. Success does not need to be about money.

"Hi, can you send me the new voice sample you're working on for that music track I want to release for a month ?"
- Yes, sure. Here is the fourth version.
- Oh, I really like this one !
-*ketching*

ketching by Ines_Ella July 2, 2018