jizzics

Jesus + Physics = Jizzics

When Jesus walked on water he didn't defy the law of physics he obeyed the law of jizzics.

by polish penitrator October 19, 2010

jizzic

to work your sexual magic

you get with that girl last night man? yeaaa i worked my jizzic

by daniel45455445y May 31, 2009

jizzica

A name given to girls named "Jessica" who enjoy the habits of oral sex.

ex 1)
Jess- Oh, Collin, what's up?
Collin- DUDES I just met a Jizzica!

ex 2) Jess- Hey, guess what happened last night.
Person 2- Do I even have to, Jizzica?

by kreuton December 15, 2008

Jizzica

A cum loving coke sniffing whore with the name Jessica, who you can text to come over if you didn't find any girls in a club.

Max: that was a dry night at the club.

Mus: wait we can still text Jizzica, get your coke bags ready.

by Nashi-washi March 7, 2019

Jizzinsky

When getting a blowjob, at the point of Climax you push the person giving the blowjobs head down while simultaneously thrusting the penis down their throut to stimulate the gag reflex enducing a cough, the semen then comes out of their nose. Just like when u drink pop and cough, it comes out of your nose. (Follow up with a sweet kiss)

On our honeymoon I gave my wife a Jizzinsky to show my appreciation for her efforts.

by Pete Gizzinsky February 12, 2009

jizzism slap

A jizzism is when you feel the need to catch your sperm and slap your girlfriend/wife ass.

My girlfriend and I don't you condoms so I jizzism slap her ass.

by Dj Cobble Dick March 18, 2014

Jizzissippi

A term used to denote when someone politely sips semen out of a cup following another's ejaculation.

This is typical behaviour at orgies, feminist book club meetings and sperm banks.

If it takes place in a Café, the drink, regardless of its main ingredients is referred to as an Ejaculatte.

Sarah: "oh, Steve. I'm so glad you made me drink your nut from a cup. Telling me to drink more slowly only enhanced the experience"
Steve: "glad you enjoyed it, babe. That's what we call a classic Jizzissippi"

by Souper Rare July 28, 2022