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Feminists believe in equal rights between men and women, but if they had their way all men would be living in summers eating whatever shit flows our way while all women live in the lap of luxury. They also take chivalry as a personally insult, believe all domestic violence cases involve a man hurting a woman and want every think to be politically correct/in no way manly/pro-feminism.(cured beef instead of beef jerky, lunberperson instead of lumberjack, goddesses instead of women
Case 1:Shopping
Me: Here, let me hold this door for you.
Girl: Why thank you:)

Me: Here, let me hold this door for-
Feminist: Oh so you think because I'm a woman I'm incapable of opening doors myself?!?
Me: No I'm just trying to be a gentle-
Feminist: You chauvinistic asshole! All you men are the same! Hmph!(knees my in the balls and runs away)
Me: (weakly and high-pitched) I was just trying to be a nice guy...

Case 2:Date
Waiter: Here is your bill.
Girl: (Pulls out wallet)
Me: (Gives waiter credit card) Here, let me handle this.
Girl: Thanks!(gives me kiss)

Waiter: Here is your bill.
Feminist: (pulls out wallet)
Me: (gives waiter credit card)Here, let me handle-
Feminist: (takes credit card from waiters hand) What you think because I'm a woman I can't pay for this food?
Me: No, I just wanted to be a gent;e-
Feminist: You sexist piece of #$%& !(knees me in the balls and gets out of chair)This date is over!(stomps out of restaurant, shoving every guy she walks past)
Me: (weakly and high-pitched) I was just trying to-
Waiter: I feel your pain man. Don't worry, she was a lesbian anyway.
Me: Seriourly?
Waiter; Yeah, she's *$%&ed over more girls than breast cancer.
by Tierra del Flamers March 15, 2009
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1. A woman who turns a relationship with a bad father or husband into a political agenda, seeking not equality, but revenge.

2. A woman who decries the supposed misogyny of men by bashing everything masculine in sight.

3. An obsequious man, who parrots whatever he thinks will earn the approval and attention of women.

4. All of the above.
Margie attended the feminist rally, then put her son on ritalin and bad mouthed his father till the boy hated him.
by TheHappyMisogynist April 21, 2009
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A person, usually but not necessarily of female gender, indoctrinated to find fault in everything a male does whilst believing all females can do no wrong. Feminists will use any lies, deceit, dubious statistics, manipulation, aggression and threats to eliminate any sense of fairness, justice or decency to men (or boys) irrespective of creed, ethnic background or colour. This includes an aim of eradicating traditional family values, ensuring children are deprived of all contact with their father wherever possible, and to dictate to the majority of truly sensible feminine woman what they can and cannot do with their life.
by John Henry BA BSc July 22, 2003
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The result of allowing a woman to come into contact with anything outside of the kitchen. This leads her to go meet with like-minded women, parading around the city, whining about how they "... are women oppressed by the sexist males running this country."
The simple solution to stopping a feminist is to slap them stupid, order the bitch to get back to the kitchen and make you a goddamn sandwich, followed by preventing her from leaving the kitchen, just as nature intended.
Guy 1) "Ever since my wife went to the Christmas Party, I've had to lock her in the house so she doesn't sneak off to a Women's Rights meeting."

Guy 2) "Having a feminist for a wife must be awful".
by TheToastman December 01, 2010
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A hormonaly disfigured woman that has a testosterone embalance resulting in an enlarged one sided camel toe extending half way down her inner thigh, often mistaken for a penis
a feminist is a woman who wears loose pants (usually cargo pants) to hide the disfigurement but to no sucess, the bulg patrudes from underneath the pant thus creating the impression she is packing more sausage than jimmy dean.
by superstan5 May 04, 2007
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A sexist, male hating individual, solely concerned with female supremacy and the denigration of all males and boys. A compulsive neurotic individual that claims positive discrimination is not sexist or dicrimnation against one half society.
Sufferers from severe cognitive dissonace while overdosing on "female Victimhoof Complex".
Condems any action taken by any male as being sexist, mysogynistic while they practise precisely the same methods.

A male hater of the first degree.
Feminists hate all men.
Feminists only promote female issues while they claim to be for equality.
A feminist condemns anyone and everyone who does not possess a vagina.
by Christianj162000. November 25, 2011
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A Feminist can be defined as a woman who is too functionally retarded(slow) to understand the the basic roles which have been biologically programmed into every mammal over the course of billions of years of evolutionary perfection. According to Feminists, nature is sexist and discriminatory towards women because evolution has given them the role of a nurturer instead of a provider(such as men). The most common cause of feminism is the lack of a strong father figure while growing up, which then leads to confusion in terms of their gender orientated roles(ie. father didn't directly provide for the child because mommy left him). Another cause for Feminism is social pressure, as Feminism has become the norm in most of North America and Europe. Due to this peer pressure, women who grew up in strong, healthy families are shunned by those who have grown up in broken families, until they too behave in such a manner (Misandric).

This leads to the great question: "Who is oppressing who?" could it be possible that women are oppressing their own gender?

The common Feminist can be misleading, especially the educated feminist who grew up in a privileged family(The hipster Feminist). While they wage war on men, they claim they want "equality".

Which leads to the next question: "In Western society, in which way is a female not equal to a man?".

Perhaps they are more privileged than men? Maybe they have huge social, political, legal, and financial advantages over men?
Gender orientated roles:

In all species of mammals, the female raises their offspring and feeds them breast milk, that's just their natural roles.

Lets look at wolves. Everybody loves wolves, right?

While the female is pregnant with it's offspring, she takes shelter in her den and rests while the male goes out to hunt for food and protect the den from outside threats, such as other wolves, raccoons, etc.

After the female has given birth, she stays with the pups for many months only leaving occasionally to drink water or hunt small pray such as mice, while the male continues to provide for the family and protect them.

Now we have women here(feminists), who believe these roles that have been biological programmed into every mammal is sexist, and they believe they can just change nature to their likings. They want to be exactly identical to men, if not superior(quite a few mentally + emotionally unstable womenfeminists have come up with very sadistic and twisted "solutions" for this "problem").
by the_mind_is_matter August 30, 2012
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