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A person, usually but not necessarily of female gender, indoctrinated to find fault in everything a male does whilst believing all females can do no wrong. Feminists will use any lies, deceit, dubious statistics, manipulation, aggression and threats to eliminate any sense of fairness, justice or decency to men (or boys) irrespective of creed, ethnic background or colour. This includes an aim of eradicating traditional family values, ensuring children are deprived of all contact with their father wherever possible, and to dictate to the majority of truly sensible feminine woman what they can and cannot do with their life.
by John Henry BA BSc July 22, 2003
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1. A woman who turns a relationship with a bad father or husband into a political agenda, seeking not equality, but revenge.

2. A woman who decries the supposed misogyny of men by bashing everything masculine in sight.

3. An obsequious man, who parrots whatever he thinks will earn the approval and attention of women.

4. All of the above.
Margie attended the feminist rally, then put her son on ritalin and bad mouthed his father till the boy hated him.
by TheHappyMisogynist April 21, 2009
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The result of allowing a woman to come into contact with anything outside of the kitchen. This leads her to go meet with like-minded women, parading around the city, whining about how they "... are women oppressed by the sexist males running this country."
The simple solution to stopping a feminist is to slap them stupid, order the bitch to get back to the kitchen and make you a goddamn sandwich, followed by preventing her from leaving the kitchen, just as nature intended.
Guy 1) "Ever since my wife went to the Christmas Party, I've had to lock her in the house so she doesn't sneak off to a Women's Rights meeting."

Guy 2) "Having a feminist for a wife must be awful".
by TheToastman December 01, 2010
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Feminists believe in equal rights between men and women, but if they had their way all men would be living in summers eating whatever shit flows our way while all women live in the lap of luxury. They also take chivalry as a personally insult, believe all domestic violence cases involve a man hurting a woman and want every think to be politically correct/in no way manly/pro-feminism.(cured beef instead of beef jerky, lunberperson instead of lumberjack, goddesses instead of women
Case 1:Shopping
Me: Here, let me hold this door for you.
Girl: Why thank you:)

Me: Here, let me hold this door for-
Feminist: Oh so you think because I'm a woman I'm incapable of opening doors myself?!?
Me: No I'm just trying to be a gentle-
Feminist: You chauvinistic asshole! All you men are the same! Hmph!(knees my in the balls and runs away)
Me: (weakly and high-pitched) I was just trying to be a nice guy...

Case 2:Date
Waiter: Here is your bill.
Girl: (Pulls out wallet)
Me: (Gives waiter credit card) Here, let me handle this.
Girl: Thanks!(gives me kiss)

Waiter: Here is your bill.
Feminist: (pulls out wallet)
Me: (gives waiter credit card)Here, let me handle-
Feminist: (takes credit card from waiters hand) What you think because I'm a woman I can't pay for this food?
Me: No, I just wanted to be a gent;e-
Feminist: You sexist piece of #$%& !(knees me in the balls and gets out of chair)This date is over!(stomps out of restaurant, shoving every guy she walks past)
Me: (weakly and high-pitched) I was just trying to-
Waiter: I feel your pain man. Don't worry, she was a lesbian anyway.
Me: Seriourly?
Waiter; Yeah, she's *$%&ed over more girls than breast cancer.
by Tierra del Flamers March 15, 2009
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A supporter of the advancement of women. Like Sarah Palin, for example. Or maybe not because, apparently, Palin is not sufficiently on board with the misandrist, neo-Marxist caricature of itself that modern feminism has become.
Feminists support women so long as they are left wing nut jobs.
by Jane Prendergast September 14, 2008
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They say they want equality for both men and women but really they want is supremacy over men. They also pass laws like Vawa . Violence Against Women Act discriminates against men by taking a woman's side during a dispute and label men as the victimizers and the women as the victims.They have set up shop in domestic violence shelters where they promote divorce, marriage breakup, hatred of men, and false accusations. They also have funding for women.Yup over one billion tax dollars are going to these hypocrites. Anyways I can go on and on with they're hypocrisy but i stop it at that.
Feminists want to be treated like a lady yet equal which is having your cake and eat it too.They would say nonsense stuff like a gentleman should treat people with respect even if they don't deserve it or not, which means they're saying men to treat them as equal even though they're different than men and claiming to be equal.Why they say gentlmen well because they want men to give them special treatments.
by Why do people do these things? October 24, 2012
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A sexist, male hating individual, solely concerned with female supremacy and the denigration of all males and boys. A compulsive neurotic individual that claims positive discrimination is not sexist or dicrimnation against one half society.
Sufferers from severe cognitive dissonace while overdosing on "female Victimhoof Complex".
Condems any action taken by any male as being sexist, mysogynistic while they practise precisely the same methods.

A male hater of the first degree.
Feminists hate all men.
Feminists only promote female issues while they claim to be for equality.
A feminist condemns anyone and everyone who does not possess a vagina.
by Christianj162000. November 25, 2011
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