jizzic 

to work your sexual magic

you get with that girl last night man? yeaaa i worked my jizzic

jizzic by daniel45455445y May 31, 2009

jizzillion 

A number so big that you ejaculate.

A jizzillion has so damn many numbers you cum your pants.

jizzillion by TheProcasturbator January 18, 2011

jizzidue

sticky mixture of silicone lube and jizz (and sometimes sack sweat) often found on keyboard keys, mice, doors, and faucets.

when no parents home i don't have to stealthsturbate: porn, lube, boxers off, both hands, loud, orgasm repeatedly. But that can be messy leaving jizzidue from the computer through cleanup into the bathroom.

masturbating with boxers off guarantees no jizzidue on your clothes.

leave jizzidue on her face or jizzidue in her mouth if she finishes the handie with deep oral sex. I haven't left jizzidue in my boxers since elementary school.

impossible to not leave jizzidue in fleshlight or when bottoming out similar pleasure devices or pleasure orifice

jizzidue in her ass is contraceptive

jizzidue by happymixture October 29, 2012

jizzocide 

The act of murdering sperm.

You can committ jizzocide when you use spermicidal barriers or alas, when you wack off and you let the sperm dry out.

Rianne is committing jizzocide.

jizzocide by damn damn danno October 26, 2006

jizzics 

Jesus + Physics = Jizzics

When Jesus walked on water he didn't defy the law of physics he obeyed the law of jizzics.

jizzics by polish penitrator October 19, 2010

jizzified 

the act of being completely submerged in the seminal fluid of a gentleman caller, especially Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Rebecca: Yo girl, Tey-Shawn jizzified me last night. Good thing i was wearing a snorkel.

jizzified by turfburn29 December 4, 2009

jizzidue

The gift left in her mouth after oral sex

jizzidue is a gift when she's only done oral sex to you.

Don't accept oral sex from a girl at a party with jizzidue on her lips.

When there is jizzidue BEFORE you slide your penis in her mouth for the first time you're getting someone else's jizz on your penis. NASTY

jizzidue by jizzed her mouth October 29, 2012