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Jizzissippi

A term used to denote when someone politely sips semen out of a cup following another's ejaculation.

This is typical behaviour at orgies, feminist book club meetings and sperm banks.

If it takes place in a Café, the drink, regardless of its main ingredients is referred to as an Ejaculatte.
Sarah: "oh, Steve. I'm so glad you made me drink your nut from a cup. Telling me to drink more slowly only enhanced the experience"
Steve: "glad you enjoyed it, babe. That's what we call a classic Jizzissippi"
Jizzissippi by Souper Rare July 28, 2022
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Jizzissippi

When you drop such a huge load on a girl that it forms a river... of jizz.
I see the Jizzissippi is making its way down to the Bat Cave.
Jizzissippi by Sir Jizz-a-lot September 13, 2012
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This is when you have reached an all time low. Way worse than Mizz Town. You have no idea which way to turn. FML.
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Mizzissippi by samhump3 October 13, 2011
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