Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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The most often subject discussed on internet forums, usually by people who want to seem cool but sadly have nothing better to do.
Yah my girlfriend and i got soooo high and went to some concert i hav no idea what it was but anyway i gotta go i think my mom...i mean my grrlfriend iz calling me.
by Ozone March 31, 2006
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I use My Girlfriend to make love in my bed at night. She's always down to Fuck at any point in the day
by a modded bushplane November 22, 2018
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literally the best person in the world. I have no idea how I deserve this absolute GODDESS. she makes me the happiest I've ever been.
I love how amazing and beautiful she is!! that's my baby <3 that's my girlfriend
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by literally the gayest whore eve January 30, 2020
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literally the best person in the world. she makes me the happiest person ever and I can't imagine how I deserve a goddess in my life.
I adore the most amazing, talented, beautiful person in the world, my girlfriend.
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by literally the gayest whore eve January 30, 2020
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