condoms

Something that Justin Biebers parents should have used.
Justin Bieber: Hey I'm cool and I can sing so well
Me: Your parents should have used condoms while fucking
by Pussyfucker666 April 17, 2011
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A rubber materiol type of hood used on both a penis or a pussy so that it can prevent pegnancy or unwanted STDs
"I aint havin sex without getting strapped.... I don't want no child..
by blazedude05 April 23, 2005
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Something matt leinart dosnt no how to use
That sound u hear when ur puttin ur kid in its car seat...Click-clack

Don't be silly wrap ur willy

Condoms are cheaper then diapers
by nick hoffmann August 31, 2006
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condoms

a material made usually of latex, that some bitches make you use, because they are whores and they have diseases, but they don't want to tell you that. also known as a jimmy hat or a profolactic.
condoms are cheaper than diapers.

play safe, accidents cause people

sex feels WAAAAAAY better without a condom.

the bitch made me use a condom, so I couldn't pull out and shoot it on her face.
by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005
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Well, the condom broke so now I'm a father. Shit.
by BBPow August 15, 2010
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Your mom and dad didn't use condoms at some point
by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021
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"Dad, what's a condom?"
"Honey, it's a rain jacket for your penis."
"Dad?!?! WHA T THE HELL??!!!!"
by SKKW1313 June 08, 2015
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