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A cum loving coke sniffing whore with the name Jessica, who you can text to come over if you didn't find any girls in a club.
Max: that was a dry night at the club.

Mus: wait we can still text Jizzica, get your coke bags ready.
Jizzica by Nashi-washi March 7, 2019
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Jesus + Physics = Jizzics
When Jesus walked on water he didn't defy the law of physics he obeyed the law of jizzics.
jizzics by polish penitrator October 19, 2010
to work your sexual magic
you get with that girl last night man? yeaaa i worked my jizzic
jizzic by daniel45455445y May 31, 2009

jizzcapade 

An exciting escapade involving jizz.
Last night was a right jizzcapade
jizzcapade by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004
A cat that has been jizzed on
That jizzcat is sad because no one wants to pet it.
jizzcat by HOVO V January 5, 2009
When you are cumming a lot. Usually a real manly man that always produces a quart.
im jizzian all over the place

Im jizzian

cum marijuana will ferrel quart schlonger vagina
jizzian by jizzian tom November 2, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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